Kanye West Threatens To Kick Pete Davidson’s Ass In A New Leaked Track
It’s hard to know when to take Kanye West seriously. He dresses and acts so goofy, at times it’s easy to forget that he actually did manage to actually run for President and do some damage to our electoral process in doing so. Plus he recently got into it with somebody in a parking lot and is under investigation for criminal battery. That sounds kind of serious, but then again, what’s with the His and Hers stranglin’ gloves? So I don’t know how scared Pete Davidson should be now that Kanye has officially threatened to beat his ass. In case you were unaware, perhaps you’ve just woken up from a coma or you have a life or something, but Pete is dating Kanye’s estranged wife Kim Kardashian. According to TMZ, Drake can sleep a little easier in his oversized Hot Wheels bed tonight because Kanye’s found a new muse for his rap disses. It’s like, yeah, I wouldn’t put anything past Kanye at this point, but then again, it’s hard to kick someone’s ass while wearing clown shoes. Plus it just looks fucking silly. Jason Derulo is really the only one I know who can pull it off.
Kanye is working on a new song with The Game and in a leaked track, Kanye raps the line “God saved me from the crash, just so I can beat Pete Davidson’s ass.” Even Kanye’s God is confusing. What is God’s interest in seeing Pete getting his ass kicked? Is he trying to get a look at that pipe while his pants are down? It’s like God, you made it. You of all people should know! TMZ reports:
Kanye West doesn’t sound too cool with Pete Davidson dating his estranged wife — and on the heels of him allegedly punching a fan, he’s got a pretty heated message for the ‘SNL’ star.
Ye takes the jab at Pete on his new track with The Game called “My Life Was Never Eazy” … a snippet leaked on the Internet … and in it, Kanye goes right at Kim Kardashian’s new bae.
The leaked clip sounds kinda rough — it’s supposed to drop Friday night at 9 PM PT — so, it’s possible Kanye removes the line from the final edit … he’s known to make last-minute changes. Fans are speculating the single will be featured on “Donda 2” and Game’s “Drillmatic” album … as both rappers posted the clip.
Here’s the scratchy audio.
Kanye disses Pete Davidson on his new song "My Life Was Never Eazy" 😬 pic.twitter.com/4sfmhBPiKK
— Squirt Reynolds (@SquirtReynoIds) January 14, 2022
If Pete’s shaking in his boots it’s probably just because he’s had too much caffeine to support his efforts at Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Pete’s only fear is that Kanye will cut the line and all his efforts with Kim will have been for naught. This news has got to make his fucking day. If Kanye cuts that line Pete can say goodby to immortality and hello to, I don’t know, Jordyn Woods perhaps? Come on, Pete. I dare you! Tell Kim, “thank you, next.”