Kris Jenner Took A Lie Detector Test And Was Asked If She Was Behind The Release Of Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

September 9, 2022 / Posted by:

It comes as no surprise that our lives were ultimately downgraded once the entire Kardashian Koven was thrust upon us. And one of the most pivotal moments of their origin story was the infamous sex tape starring a bored-looking Kim Kardashian and weird tattoo aficionado Ray J. For many years people have speculated that Kim’s mother Kris Jenner was the person who brought this masterpiece of cinema into our lives, which is something she’s denied for years. And now, to put the rumors to bed (pun intended) once and for all Kris has strapped on a lie detector test to prove to everyone she had nothing to do with it.

Entertainment Tonight reports during an appearance with her top earner Kylie Jenner on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Pimp Mama Kris took a lie detector test. Now, the way I know this was all some kind of farce is because as soon as the machine touched Kris’ skin it should have burst into flames with the number of lies she has stored inside her body. Still, she went through with it and answered a bunch of questions. She revealed Kim’s busted canned hams did NOT ruin Marilyn Monroe‘s Freakum dress (insert eye roll here). She also referred to Kylie as her favorite child, which means Kylie can look forward to a hefty bonus in her paycheck since she continues to make the family proud with her frivolous antics. However, when the subject of the sex tape came up Kris kept a straight face before blowing out a ring cloud of brimstone smoke while thinking to herself “You guys really don’t know who you’re fucking with, do you?”

The juiciest question was whether she helped [Kim] to release her sex tape with her ex, Ray J. It has long been rumored that the release of the 2007 tape was actually orchestrated by Kris to help make her daughter famous.

When the question was posed, the crowd of The Late Late Show gasped, but Kris calmly replied, “It’s OK, no, no,” she answered, with the man running the test confirming her answer. “We cleared that up,” she added.

Ray J was probably at home screaming at his television in disgust since he went on record saying Kris 100,000% was part of the deal to release Kim’s skin flick debut. But since he’s doing a rapid luge slide into the pits of irrelevance, nobody cares or believes what he has to say. And honestly, this really was a missed opportunity for Maury Povich to come in with his lie detector team because that’s when Kris’ lies would have finally been exposed. And I would LOVE to see Kris run from the couch and start thrashing on the ground backstage like most of Maury’s guests once their lies have been proven. That’s just good TV in my opinion.

Check out Kris’ professional deflection skills below.

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