Nick Cannon Says He Doesn’t Have Time For Love BUT Will Make Time For Another Baby… With Taylor Swift
Whenever I see photos of Nick Cannon, the first thing I think is, “Yo, you need a nap.” Because I don’t know how he’s still standing after twelve children and twelve million different gigs to support all of them. And during a recent sit down with Howard Stern on his Sirius XM show, the subject of having more children came up in their chat. I’m surprised Nick didn’t begin flipping tables and wild out for real because that question has to be a trigger for him. However, Nick answered that he wasn’t sure, but when asked if he would like for newly single Taylor Swift to bear lucky baby #13, Nick perked up immediately.
People reports Nick had an opportunity to sit for a minute, which probably doesn’t happen that often when you have a whole bunch of kids clawing at your pockets for every dime you have. So Howard wanted to know if Nick had any free time for love, and that’s the dumbest question ever. Because had Nick not spent so much of his free time on “love” before, he wouldn’t have so many kids to take care of.
“I’m not out there like that,” Cannon said. “I’m really trying to focus on myself and my children… my bandwidth doesn’t even allow me to kind of be in that space.”
Talking with Howard Stern and co-host Robin Quivers, the comedian said he maintains a “healthy balance.” “It sounds wild, but my main focus is either my children or work,” Cannon shared.
He went on to explain that being celibate for nine months — a journey he previously said he began after conceiving his 8th child — only contributed to his single status, though it backfired because it didn’t stop his family from growing. “One therapist told me I should be celibate — that didn’t work, I had like more kids after that,” he joked.
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but perhaps Nick didn’t understand what “celibate” meant. Maybe he thought the therapist said, “You need to CELEBRATE life by having more kids.” Nick is probably so exhausted he gets his words confused. But E! News reports one thing he’s not confused about is who he wouldn’t mind having his next kid with, and it’s none other than Taylor Swift.
“I’m all in,” he quipped, after host Howard Stern proposed the hypothetical situation. “First of all, she’s an amazing songwriter. What I do love about Taylor Swift is that she has been so vulnerable and open with all of her music.”
The 42-year-old went on to note that he and Taylor, 33, also have “very similar” dating experiences when it comes to having their love lives make headlines. “I think she would relate to me very well,” Nick explained. “We probably will understand each other.”
Nick, I hate to burst your bubble, but there ain’t no way Taylor is going to allow you anywhere underneath her beautiful gowns. Go on back to Instagram and filter through their catalog of eager ladies who will give you as many babies as you want. Because I’m sure once Taylor discovers your desire for her to join your baby-making harem, the first words out of her mouth will be, “You need to calm down, Sir.”