After it was announced that Lindsay Lohan had secured a gig as a judge on The Masked Singer: Australia, I was eagerly anticipating all the “sources” that would be spilling the juicy details about her messy on-set antics. It was truly my Christmas. But never did I imagine that the first story of Lindsay being a mess would come directly from the mouth of one of her fellow judges.
This time last year IHOP tried to change it’s name to IHOB and there was a hard and fast “No” from everyone. IHOP revealed it was all just a shameless stunt to promote their new line of burgers. Well, recently they teased that another name change is coming and asked the internet to guess what the P in IHOP now stands for (internet of course guessing: penis!)
Yesterday was the big reveal and it turns out it’s not the International House of Penis. That would be good. This is the opposite of good. The P now stands for “burger.” You read that right. The fuckwits at IHOP are sticking pancakes in burgers and saying the P stands for “burger.” Or maybe pancake-burger?!
Catherine Scorsese is pulling down her GoFundMe for her flooded apartment due to people side-eyeing it as a poor excuse for a GoFundMe. People also took issue with it because her last name is Scorsese, her family is loaded and they thought maybe she should be digging into her father’s super deep pockets instead of her Local 52 union friends and family pockets to pay for own apartment.
UPDATE: Restraining order granted!
I can’t believe it’s 2019 and I’m writing about Sam Lutfi harassing Britney Spears. But according to Team Brit Brit, he’s harassing her so much that she has to file a temporary restraining order for herself, her children and even her parents. Britney’s former manager took a break from breaking into Frances’s Bean’s ex-husband’s house (and maybe even roughing up his mom) and is reportedly back to messing with Brit Brit.
Kate Major may have married into the Lohan family after becoming half of an unholy union with Michael Lohan, but it’s like she was destined to be a part of their messy, messy bloodline. The Blast is reporting that Kate got into some trouble again, this time with a bus driver.
Things are currently very nasty, as usual, between Jon and Kate Gosselin. They’re battling for custody over one of their eight kids, 14-year-old Collin Gosselin, and according to UsWeekly, they’re moving their fight into a courtroom.