Category: Real Housewives Of New York City

Ramona And Mario Singer Of “The Real Housewives Of New York City” Might Be Back Together

October 29, 2018 / Posted by:

When Real Housewives Of New York City first began, it was douse in heaps of “Who da fuq these people think they are?” On the one hand, you had this humble, obvi-less-rich-than-the-rest aspiring baker with a penchant for sarcasm named Bethenny Frankel (*cue* “The Way We Were”)…but then you had odd ducks like then-still-a Countess Luann De Lesseps barking out etiquette orders at her kids and ginger terror Jill Zarin. Then there was/is Ramona and Mario Singer. Ramona and Mario spent half the time promoting their Jesus jewelry and the other half convincing everyone the only thing they did more than cardio and strength training was each other. In case you didn’t read the writing on the wall, they eventually divorced becase Mario had a wandering peen. Ramona has been thirsty for middle-aged D the last few RHONY seasons, but according to a recent report, she’s now back on Mario’s.

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Andy Cohen Is Feuding With Carole Radziwill

September 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Andy Cohen is letting his coven of Real Housewives know that he doesn’t play around when it comes to biting the hand that feeds you, and former Housewife Carole Radziwill is bearing the brunt of it.

People is reporting that things are amping up in the drama department after Carole said that Andy was “full of shit” on the reunion episode of Real Housewives Of New York City. No one calls Andy Cohen full of shit. This is as shocking as that time Anderson Cooper called Andy Cohen a Top. Andy didn’t really react on the reunion, and filed the memory away and labeled it: “Bring this up later for maximum attention.” Well, bitch: it’s later.

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Carole Radziwill Quit “Real Housewives Of New York City”

July 25, 2018 / Posted by:

For those of us emotional masochists who have lasted every season of Real Housewives Of New York City, something has just seemed a little off with the recent batch. Sure, we have Bethenny Frankel back and hawking SkinnyGirl everything like in the wee days of the show, but there’s something wrong in the world when Ex-Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is trying to post bail and Tinsley Mortimer is trying to marry a coupon mogul (I think that’s what she’s trying to do). Anyway, Bethenny traded in Jill Zarin in later seasons for an alliance, er, friendship with Carole Radziwill, the widow of Jackie O’s nephew and close friend to Caroline Kennedy. Rather than namedrop her ties to Camelot, Carole spent most of her time on-air blabbing about how we should respect her as a journalist. I guess she’s decided to put her money where her mouth is because she’s quitting that bitch known as Bravo to return to the newsroom! Continue reading

Ex-Countess LuAnn de Lesseps Is Back In Rehab

July 16, 2018 / Posted by:

You can normally time a Real Housewives Of New York City dinner party or reunion by the moments when every Duane Reade in Manhattan is out of Xanax. It’s that time of the year when all those shrieking banshees jockey to sit closest to Andy Cohen  on the reunion couch and pick apart the healed scab of friendship just to hash out arguments that were settled over a year ago. This season has been kind of a snooze with the exception of Ex-Countless LuAnn de Lesseps really doing the franchise a favor by terrorizing the South Florida police AND dipping her toes in the cabaret singing circuit. Alas, because she’s focusing on her well-being (and avoiding questions about her own children are suing her ass), she checked herself into rehab again and will not be at the reunion.  Continue reading

Ex-Countess LuAnn de Lesseps Is Maybe Dating Her Married Agent 

July 12, 2018 / Posted by:

I guess my copy of Class With The Countess is missing the chapter saying it’s okay to bump uparts with a dude before his divorce is finalized. Ex-Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has bounced from Count Chocula (isn’t that how she got her title?) to a series of fellas, including one she was married to for just enough time to give her a central plotline on this season’s Real Housewives Of New York City. Now she’s rubbing up on a new fella, but – shocking – he isn’t exactly done with his marriage. Continue reading

Not-A-Countess Luann Was A San Francisco Pride Diva

June 26, 2018 / Posted by:

The good folks of San Francisco turned out in droves this weekend to take part in Pride celebrations, but they got more than the rainbows and faint whiff of poppers than what they bargained for. Instead, the Real Felon Of New York City, Luann de Lesseps, tried to take over the day and turn it into a giant cabaret on wheels. For some reason, the gays of San Francisco didn’t appreciate her art! Continue reading

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