Category: Please Jesus Let This Be Real
The Kardashians Might Not Score An Invite To This Year’s Met Gala
2022 was the first time all of the women of Kar-Jenner attended the Met Gala, but this year, it’s possible that none of them will receive an invite. Was it Kim Kardashian kramming her sweaty ass into Marilyn Monroe’s dress? Was it Kris Jenner’s insulting homage to Jackie O? Was it Kourtney Kardashian ignoring the theme whilst she and Travis Barker over-the-clothes groped the entire evening? Or could it’ve been Kylie Jenner’s “wedding at the jazzercise studio” lewk? And I guess Khloé Kardashian and Kendall Jenner were there too. Whatever the reason, sources are saying Anna Wintour is over their asses.
Today In Shocking: Aubrey O’Day Admits That She Does Edit Her Vacation Pictures
Aubrey O’Day, formerly of Danity Kane, has been accused of Photoshopping herself into exotic vacation photos and passing them off as her own on Instagram. Last year, Aubrey announced that she was leaving the U.S. and began traveling the world. Since then, Aubrey has been posting pictures from her luxurious travels. But a TikToker tossed a wrench in her virtually perfect plan and pointed out that Aubrey has been Photoshopping herself into stock pictures and pictures taken from influencers. Well, Aubrey has responded to this mess and she brought Jesus and her ass cheeks into it. Aubrey admits that she does edit her pics (SHOCKING!) and explains that she’s an artiste and is curating her Instagram for our visual enjoyment.
Open Post: Hosted By Scottish Potato Jesus
Jesus H. Christ. He loves to pop up where you’d least expect him. Bananas. Burnt bacon pans. Dog’s wet ears. Dog’s dry butts. He’s a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker. Everything, everywhere, everyone. And now he’s lent his visage to a potato in Dundee, Scotland. Lucky 44-year-old mum Nikki Halkerston purchased him and a few other non-holy potatos at an Aldi supermarket for the low, low price of £1.15. She only noticed the face of the Son of God while unpacking her groceries at home.
The Palin Family Might’ve Been Involved In A Good Old Fashioned Drunken Brawl At A Snowmobile Party
That headline alone should make you want to drive yourself to the ER to be treated for an overdose of class.
Several Alaskan blogs claim that the First Family of Alaskan Messiness were the stars of a drunken 20-person Saturday night brawl which ended with a shirtless Track Palin flipping people off in the street while Todd Palin held his bloody nose. Since you can see Alaska from Russia, I pray one of those Russian dash cams recorded this glorious display of pure Palin classiness.
Amanda Coyne (via Mediate) says that it all started when the Palins showed up in a stretch Hummer to an Iron Dog snowmobile party at a house in Anchorage. As soon as Track Palin got out of the Hummer, he spotted an ex-boyfriend of Willow Palin and he turned on the crazy all the way. Apparently, Track doesn’t like the dude and the two verbally fought for a bit. Their argument led to the owner of the house, 2010 Iron Dog winner Chris Olds, getting involved and that’s when shit really got real Wasilla-style.