Category: Just Stop
Bonnie Rotten Decided That She Does Want To Divorce Jesse James, After All
All was right in the world a few days ago when the messy piles of ick nast that our society didn’t ask for but probably deserves–Jesse James and his au courant wife Alaina “Bonnie Rotten” Hicks–had a spat that seeped out onto social media just a few days ago. It started when a pregnant Bonnie accused Jesse of cheating on her in an Instagram post, deleted the accusation, filed for divorce, and then decided to announce on Instagram that she pulled the filing. Jesse posted a public apology for the fight as well which he also ended up deleting, and then both of them bitched on Instagram about the media taking things (that they voluntarily disclosed) and running with them. But, nothing gold can stay; because apparently, Bonnie has now decided that she actually does want the divorce.
Alec Baldwin Says He’s Going Through A “Tough Time” And Thanks His Supporters
Ever since Alec Baldwin accidentally shot and killed Halyna Hutchins, and injured Joel Souza, on the set of Rust, he has been talking a lot. Alec has issued statements, gave an impromptu roadside press conference for the paps, and did an interview with ABC News where he claimed he didn’t pull the trigger and the gun went off by itself. And the Santa Fe Police Department and District Attorney’s Office are not amused with how much Alec has been talking. But Alec isn’t done and is still talking. The thing is, being silent is always an option.
Stephen Dorff Thinks “Black Widow” Is Trash And He’s Embarrassed For Scarlett Johansson
If you regularly wake up from your brain being hit with one of the most important questions of our time, “What does the star of Space Truckers think of Marvel movies,” you’re about to get a peaceful night’s sleep because Stephen Dorff has finally burped up an answer. Stephen hates them and he specifically called out Black Widow by pretty much saying that it’s premiere should be held in a landfill since it’s garbage. It doesn’t seem like Stephen has even seen Black Widow yet, but he still believes that Scarlett Johansson should be hiding her face in shame because of it. Um, there are many, many, MANY, many things that ScarJo should be embarassed about, but collecting millions upon millions of dollars to mumble out scripted lines while wearing a black jumpsuit isn’t one of them to me. But to serious thespian Stephen Dorff, it is!
Shanna Moakler Thinks Travis Barker And Kourtney Kardashian’s PDA Has Gotten Weird
I don’t want to get technical, but I think we passed “weird” about a month ago. We’re officially in “TOO MUCH” territory right now when it comes to Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker. Kourtney and Travis are 42 and 45, respectively, but ever since they got together, it’s like they have both been possessed by the demon spirits of two extremely horny high school seniors that won’t stop making out directly in front of your locker. And Travis Barker’s ex-wife Shanna Moakler also thinks Kourtney and Travis are doing too much in the weirdest way possible.
The Royal Family Is Not Racist, So Says Prince William
Well, everyone, case closed! Racism does not exist in the Royal Family! Prince William has said so! I guess this also means that the sky is not blue, water is not wet, bears do not shit in the woods, and P. Willy’s got a head full of luscious locks and he’s been wearing a bald cap this entire time!
William and Duchess Kate did one of their hand-shaking elbow-bumping events today, and a reporter asked him a couple of questions including if the Royal Family is racist. William should’ve just pretended that the question got lost in the wind and never made it into his earholes, but instead, he answered it, saying that they’re not racist. As the laugh track was cued up, Princess Michael of Kunt’s racist brooch probably threw the most scathing side-eye, and Prince Philip’s ears burned something extra after hearing the words “racist” and “royal” while in his hospital bed.
Bill Maher Has Come To Armie Hammer’s Defense, While A Film Critic Outs Him As An Asshole
Bill Maher, famous for such terrible takes as “Why can’t I use that word?“, has found a new angle regarding the allegations against Armie Hammer. This is a real feat, considering Armie’s current situation is about as faceted as a circle of notepaper. Bill Maher has come to Armie’s defense by asking who wouldn’t want to be pretend-eaten by Armie Hammer?