Category: THAT’S IT?!
Meghan Markle Receives A Court-Ordered “Apology” From The Mail On Sunday
It looks like the copyright infringement tussle between Associated Newspapers (ANL), the publisher of The Mail on Sunday, and Meghan Markle is over, and that The Mail on Sunday has put down their shank for now. Because as ordered by the court, they have printed a front-page note admitting that they lost their copyright infringement fight against Meghan Markle. But pulling the teeth out of a concrete shark statue using a pair of half-broken rusty pliers is probably easier than getting the editors of The Mail on Sunday to type out their “apology” to Meghan. The Mail on Sunday slipped a note about the lawsuit at the bottom of yesterday’s front page, as well as a little note inside. It reminds me of the time that the mother of a boy who kept making fun of me at school forced him to apologize to me, and he reluctantly let out an “I’m sowwy” under his breath, followed by a glare that screamed, “No, you little bitch I’m not, and you’re really gonna get it now!”
“Saturday Night Live” Got Around COVID-19 Rules By Paying Its Live Audience $150 Each (UPDATE)
Saturday Night Live went back into the studio this past weekend for the first time since coronavirus started fucking with our breathing parts more than walking into a perfume fumes hot box known as a busy Sephora. While most shows are going on without a live studio audience, Lorne Michaels decided that SNL really needed one, but New York state has thrown down a ban on ticketed events and that restriction is still in place. SNL found a way around that by “casting” audience members as actors pretty much. Well, it does take some acting skills do laugh at some of those jokes. But people playing the role of “SNL audience member” this weekend may want to demand a check worth (insert however much a lung transplant costs) because the musical guest, country singer Morgan Wallen (pronounced: WHOTHEFUCKISTHAT?!), has been partying like it’s 1999 (a time when COVID didn’t exist).