Trashy Farrah Abraham And Trashy Drita D’Avanzo Got Into A Trashy Feud
Are you ready for the most exciting and classy “celebrity” feud of the decade–NAY–the millennium? Well, this ain’t it.
Farrah Abraham, of Teen Mom and backdoor fame, ran over to UsWeekly to complain about Drita D’Avanzo, of Mob Wives and Staten Island Women’s Correctional fame. Apparently the two did an event together and Farrah found Drita to be rather unprofessional. Well, a mess who got famous for screaming at her mother whenever she was offered child-care assistance definitely knows a thing or two about professionalism.
27-year-old Farrah says that during a June 28 appearance, 42-year-old Drita got up and quit that bitch before she was supposed to. Afterward, Farrah did an Instagram story to bitch about Drita being unprofessional. Drita took that as well as a Mob Wife can (they have a very low tolerance) and went the fuck OFF on her own Instagram. Drita posted an Instagram video railing against Farrah, and not the way that Farrah is used to, and said she wants to open-hand smack a trick:
Farrah matched Drita with a Tweet warning of legal repercussions:
Fucking low class trash dusted up nobody show up and work you have no work ethic and act like a criminal say what you want about me so you feel better about how pathetic you are! Use me for press haha your a loser go get a real job my lawyer will be contacting you Psycho???
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) June 30, 2018
She then ran to UsWeekly to spill all the dirt on Drita, and also went a head and filed for a restraining order:
“I was just like OK, let me know what I can do on my part, I can’t stay any longer to make up for anything, but I will do my part … They were like you don’t have to stay until the end time, thank you so much for hanging in there and being here. Their team was pissed off that Drita left and did not tell anyone, can’t find her and they were like what the fuck is she doing… I don’t want to work with unprofessional people with no integrity … The next day she had to go ahead and, like, use my name in everything and get press attention … I blocked her because she wants to use my name to be more famous. She is pathetic… I am the one that shows up for work and I work hard and I take care of people and I treat people right… She is just over there bitching about money and trying to get booked and she can’t follow through on a job.”
Farrah also claimed she’s much more famous than Drita’s telling TMZ: “I’m sure she’s not invited to the ESPYs.” Excuse the fuck out of me. The ESPYs? When someone is telling you they’re famous and use the ESPYs as a measurement, that’s sad. Drita got mad and followed up the threat of a lawyer with more Instagram videos:
I'm sry but I couldn't help it…? Im going to wear the #petty #queen #crown ? with #pride #fuckit?my new favorite hashtag #CatchTheSlap ? ?? #farrahabraham #copcaller #orderofprotection #bitchslap #goodoldfashionslapping #tmz If u dont start nothing there won't be nothing….? #ladyboss #flyingbitchslap
Honestly, Drita is a fucking WORDSMITH. If you didn’t watch her Instagram videos, you are doing yourself a disservice. Some of my favorite highlights:
“Farrah was on Teen Mom and then she became a hooker or some shit?”
“I don’t care that she’s a dickless unemployed blowjob.”
“I don’t know who you dealt with in the past, but you’ve got the wrong motherfucker.”
“I’m gonna open-hand smack the fuck out of you, straight up, on-sight; just so you know.”
“This will be the last time I waste my breath on that little piglet, Farrah.”
“This is coming from a girl that walks by a soda bottle and is like: ‘Hey! If I shove that up my ass can I make a dollar?'”
“Then she said I act like a criminal, and I’m not gonna lie: that made me laugh.”
“Did you tell your lawyer that you’re a dick sucker?”
“I knew you were scared to death.”
“I don’t think anyone’s really slapped her up a bit, she needs a good old fashion slap.”
YES! Trashy people saying trashy things and getting into mild-to-medium-level physical altercations. Let’s keep this energy alive! Get these women in a room screaming at each other about professionalism. Get Farrah on a Mob Wives-reboot! Have the first scene just be Farrah in a restaurant and Drita walks in: “Get up, Farrah!”