Category: Just Don’t Do It!

Wendy Williams Will Reportedly Allow Kevin Hunter To Continue Being Her Business Manager

August 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Wendy Williams is among daytime TV’s lowest rated good life-choice makers. And that’s saying a lot considering what goes on behind the scenes (and in front of the camera) at The View. But when it comes to bad choices, Wendy is the undisputed queen. According to The Daily Mail, Wendy is about to make a bad decision after finally filing for divorce from her cheating and allegedly abusive husband Kevin Hunter, by keeping him on as her business manager.

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The “Shoe Of The Summer” Is A Frankenstein Nike Hybrid

June 25, 2019 / Posted by:

i-D, the fashion branch of Vice, has declared that the “shoe of the summer” is an upcycled Nike sneaker with a kitten heel. Yes, that’s a dirty old sneaker cut up with a pair of scissors with a heel slapped on the back. A designer named Ancuta Sacra’s been tinkering in her little shop of horrors and has come up with a creation so cursed, so unnatural, that Kim Kardashian is probably on a waitlist for three pairs of every design. That’s until Kim finds out they’re actually painstakingly handcrafted using recycled materials because Ancuta is partially driven by “the impact that our consumption has had on the environment thus far.” So after finding that out, Kim would be all, “ew, gross”.

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Open Post: Hosted By The “Fanny Pack” Slide By Nike

May 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Move over Crocs, there’s a new shoe in town that’s gonna make Michael K wanna hurl! Nike just announced that it’s now offering a “fanny pack” edition of their absurdly popular Benassi JDI slides. Because, fuck pockets! Also fuck fashion, fuck your eyes, fuck the world, fuck your feet! Oh, I forgot to mention fuck functionality because those stingy little pockets may hold a couple of rolled up bills, but they ain’t holding shit else.

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