It’s time for the Coco Austin Quarterly Questionable Parenting Pile-On! Here we have a familiar Coco flub; because she’s catching backlash again for a video of her and her 7-year-old daughter Chanel dancing. In this video, it looks like Chanel graduated from her previously eyebrow-raising Tina Belcher Twerk to attempting to hit some TikTok moves and swat her mom’s bounteous, naturally elegant buns. Page Six says that after Coco, 44, posted the video, many in the comment sections deemed it “inappropriate.” In Chanel’s defense, Coco’s ass is so thicc and all-encompassing, it’s not easy to even swat the general air and not also be smacking Coco’s ass.
Coco and Ice-T’s daughter Chanel Nicole has been alive for about 30 seconds, but yet she’s well on her way to becoming the greatest Instagram model of all-time!
Since Anna Wintour and the other top fashion magazine editors of the world have been begging to see Chanel Nicole’s modeling book, Coco put her in her first photoshoot yesterday. Coco posted some of the pictures from Chanel Nicole’s first photoshoot on Instagram and it’s very Anne Geddes meets Glamour Shots. That over-blanched string bean Kendull Jenner can go ahead and sashay off the catwalk permanently, because her modeling career is finally over now that Chanel Nicole is on the scene.
Chanel Nicole has more charisma and personality than Kendull. And even though Chanel Nicole’s lids are always closed, she still has more life in the eye area than Kendall. Chanel Nicole is also one of the most versatile models out there.
If you need a baby who will sleep while lying against her mother’s gigantic bare chichis, Chanel Nicole is your model. If you need a baby who will sleep in some metal basket from Cost Plus while wearing a Claire’s rhinestone choker around her head, Chanel Nicole is your model. If you need a baby who will sleep at the top of a tree made from her mother’s exquisite heels, Chanel Nicole is your model. If you need a baby who will sleep while in a pink tutu, Chanel Nicole is your model.
Chanel Nicole also has another talent besides sleeping like nobody else in newborn photo shoots. Chanel Nicole can already spit at the Twitter haters in 140 characters or less:
The Haters have spoken! I guess Mama and Daddy are posting too many pics of me…. Lol. I love it.
— Baby Chanel Nicole (@BabyChanelworld) December 7, 2015
When I was Chanel Nicole’s age, my greatest accomplishment was shitting in my diaper. (Come to think of it, that remains my greatest accomplishment in life.) But Chanel Nicole has already become a successful Instagram model and she’s a master at LOLing at the Twitter trolls. She really is our new messiah.