Category: Open Post
Open Post: Hosted By Maury Povich’s At Home Paternity Tests
For many years Maury Povich entertained audiences with a barrage of shows about badass kids and cheaters, but he will always be known for his paternity shows. Never in my life have I seen someone run away as fast as a woman who brought a seventh man on the show to learn he is NOT the father of her kid. The shame of it all! Well, now that Maury has retired into the trashy talk show Hall of Fame, the embarrassment of testing many men no longer has to be a nationwide sideshow for TV because Maury is now hawking at-home paternity tests to eliminate the ridicule and sprints to the couch from the show.
Open Post: Hosted By Aubrey Plaza Flipping Off The Jumbotron At A WNBA Game
On Tuesday night, Aubrey Plaza went to a WNBA game to watch the Los Angeles Sparks take on the Minnesota Lynx. At one point, someone stuck a camera in Aubrey’s face and put her on the Jumbotron. But The Huffington Post says Aubrey didn’t appreciate her little cameo. Or maybe she did, and she was feelin’ sassy. Either way, Aubrey flipped off the cameras. Whoa, whoa, whoa. The only bird that should be at a basketball game is a Larry Bird (this joke was brought to you by me Googling to double-check if Larry Bird is a basketball person). Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By A Frustrated Beyoncé During Her Renaissance World Tour.
Beyoncé’s highly popular Arm and a Leg Tour (better known as the Renaissance World Tour) hasn’t touched down in the States just yet, but it’s already making history. For starters, during her time in Sweden, there was a boom in inflation and not just due to her wind machine and weave budget. And when you’re demanding that much money from folks, you must ensure the show goes off without a hitch. Unfortunately, that was not the case at a recent show in Amsterdam, where Beyonce’s crew members proved they were already over the long hours of hearing the same damn songs over and over again. While they were droned out, they missed a very important cue during her set. And since she’s not the best actress (sorry, Hive, but she ain’t), she was unable to mask the irritation all over her face at their faux pas.
Open Post: Hosted By Adele Getting Jock Itch From Constantly Sweating In Her Spanx
Though many fans weren’t confident that Adele’s Las Vegas residency, Weekends With Adele, would actually happen since it kept getting canceled and rescheduled last year, it kicked off in November and has done so well that she’s added more dates all the way up until the end of this November. And if Adele’s admission at her last performance was any indication of the blood, sweat, and tears she’s putting into this show–it seems pretty sweaty and maybe bloody! Because Adele told the crowd this weekend that she has a “sweaty face and sweaty tits” and has been shvitzing in her Spanx while performing so much that she’s developed a bad case of jock itch that warranted a trip to the doctor and some anti-fungal meds.
Open Post: Hosted By The College Student Who Commuted By Plane To Save On Money
To save up money, most people buy the cheaper soda option at the store, dine out once a week instead of three, or start carpooling. IN THIS ECONOMY, saving money is less of a nice-to-have and more of a necessity. A South Carolina student revealed that she takes pinching pennies to the extreme by flying to her internship in New Jersey. Her reasoning? The rent is too damn high!
Open Post: Hosted By Crocs And Taco Bell’s Shoe Collaboration
Do you love burritos that destroy your stomach with just one bite? Do you love hideous shoes that turn your stomach simply by looking at them? Then YOU are the target audience for some advertising agency’s thrilling idea of bringing Taco Bell and Crocs together. Feet + tacos = million-dollar revenue!