Category: Open Post

Open Post: Hosted By Miss Ross Letting A Crazy Fan Know That Poking Her Is Not A Good Idea

March 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Page A D is reporting that there is someone out there who has completely lost their damn mind! While performing at a show recently, iconic diva extraordinaire with hair that won’t quit Miss Diana Ross was assaulted by a psychopath! Someone, who must’ve been absent the day in preschool when we all learned to keep our paws to ourselves, poked her as she performed.

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Open Post: Hosted By A Gold-Hearted Hero Saving A Dog From A Fire

March 13, 2019 / Posted by:

If you’re a dog lover and happen to be at work, throw a cardigan (I know your ass has one if you work in an office since many of those places are an A/C tundra) over your lap before reading this story. Because this story may make your chonies rip themselves off your body before throwing themselves at the dog-saving hero on the screen. What am I saying? Dlisted readers don’t wear panties!

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Open Post: Hosted By Tesla’s New “Dog Mode”

March 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Elon Musk has finally found a way to get Tesla some good publicity after he spent his summer driving their name into the ground. First he called a Thai cave rescuer a pedophile. Then his girlfriend at the time, Grimes, invited her friend Azealia Banks, to come party at Elon’s house and she ended up exposing him. And then he plummeted stock prices by getting high with douche-bro legend Joe Rogan. And finally, Elon got charged with securities fraud. This all led to Elon having to step down as chairman of the company. Best summer ever, amirite!? Well Elon found a way to salvage things with one simple tool: DOGS!

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