Category: Birthday Parties

Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Parade For A Man’s 100th Birthday

June 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Despite all the cons of getting older, the birthday party is one of the best things about adding another year to your life. Forcing a group of Chili’s servers to sing a knock-off version of Happy Birthday to me while I blow out a candle on a crumbling molten lava cake? Perfection. But some birthdays are better than others. To make retired college dean and dog lover Dr. Robert Moore’s Big 100 extra special, his family devised a cunning plan: host a dog parade!

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Demi Moore Shared A Video Of Bruce Willis And His Family Celebrating His 68th Birthday

March 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Since it was initially announced that Bruce Willis was struggling with aphasia and had to step back from the business, fans and just meddlesome people alike became curious about how he was faring. But it became more apparent that things were pretty serious when his wife, Emma Heming, and his ex-wife, Demi Moore, shared that his diagnosis was updated to frontotemporal dementia. Emma had to then ask for the loud, invasive paparazzi to leave Bruce alone just so he could get from “point A to point B” safely and without distraction, which was sadly a pretty eye-opening look into the disease’s progression. But though Bruce sold his likeness to a deepfake company to be used in perpetuity since leaving the biz, no faking was necessary to see Bruce’s obvious joy in a video Demi posted from his 68th birthday celebration over the weekend.

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Nadya “Octomom” Suleman’s Octuplets Celebrated Their 14th Birthday

January 27, 2023 / Posted by:

If you woke up feeling fresh, renewed, and youthful this Friday morning, I’m sorry to issue this reminder that we’re all pretty much elderly and hurtling toward rapid decay. 2009 was a much simpler time. We were introduced to the subculture of strange hair and tackiness when Jersey Shore premiered, Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s MTV VMA award acceptance speech, and we looked on in horror as Nadya Suleman emerged as Octomom when she gave birth to octuplets through shady fertility means. But as time moved forward, our guidette bumps deflated, Kanye became immeasurably more of an asshole, and Nadya recently posted on Instagram that her octuplets just turned 14 and look like they’re thriving, despite some people expecting the worst (see: allegations of welfare fraud and past CPS visits).

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Open Post: Hosted By Leonardo DiCaprio’s Star-Studded 48th Birthday Party

November 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Perpetual Hollywood partying Lothario and Pussy Posse President Leonardo DiCaprio celebrated the 23rd anniversary of his 25th birthday on Friday night, and the stars came out en masse to help him celebrate being almost double the age of his preferred lady vintage. But while tons of celebs were in attendance, one notable absence was Leo’s rumored girlfriend of the minute, Gigi Hadid.

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Barack Obama Celebrated His 60th Birthday At His Martha’s Vineyard Estate With A Bunch Of Celebrities

August 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Barack Obama turned 60 on August 4th, and he threw a big celebrity-filled birthday party at his Martha’s Vineyard estate on Saturday night. It’s unclear how many guests there were; People says it was an “intimate” soirée with just 200 “family members and close friends,” but TMZ claims there “appeared to be several hundred party revelers.” And that was the downsized version! Last week Obama’s spokesperson announced that the party was being scaled back and some guests were uninvited last minute due to the recent rise of the Delta variant. And while the event was technically outdoors (in a massive tent) and masks were provided, it looks like most of the guests partied with mouths exposed. All the better to schmooze with, Mr. President! Continue reading

Scott Disick Bought Amelia Hamlin A $50,000 Print For Her Birthday Using Crypto Currency

June 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Amelia Hamlin’s in love and she doesn’t care who knows it! But she does seem to care what people have to say about it because she turned the comments off of an Instagram post wishing her 38-year-old gentleman friend Scott Disick a happy birthday last month. According to E! News, in addition to gifting Scott with unreserved adoration, she also got him a new Harley Davidson motorcycle. And this month it’s Amelia’s turn to be on the receiving end of Scott’s birthday gifting prowess. For her 20th birthday earlier this week, Scott bought Amelia a photograph of a sexy lady in lingerie riding a saddle on a chair. Sounds super creepy I know but it’s a signed B/W Helmut Newton print worth $57,500, so it’s actually super classy!

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