Category: Sex Tapes
Paris Hilton Had Thoughts About Her Sex Tape Being Parodied In Pink’s “Stupid Girls” Music Video
It feels unnatural to write that new mom Paris Hilton “had thoughts,” but as we know, she maintains that her dumb bimbo label is just an “archetype!” (stereotype). According to Paris’ recently released and brilliantly titled memoir, Paris: The Memoir, in which she admitted to lying about voting FOR Donald Trump, she shared that she didn’t love the very persona she’s leaned in to for her entire time in the public eye being poked fun at when Pink spoofed her sex tape, One Night in Paris, in her Stupid Girls video. And though the sex tape and then Pink’s video happened almost twenty years ago, and Paris just brought it up again and immortalized it in her book, she says she doesn’t hold a grudge.
Sources Deny Ray J’s Claims That Kris Jenner Helped Negotiate The Release Of His And Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape
Recently, Ray J has been talking a lot about his 2007 sex tape with Kim Kardashian, especially since there’s a scene in Hulu’s The Kardashians where Kanye West gifts Kim with a laptop with footage of a second sex tape on it. The laptop came from Ray J. Ray J called that scene “a lie” because he claims he’s never had copies of their sex tapes and the laptop didn’t have any sexual content on it. He then talked to The Daily Mail and claimed that he and Kim made other sex tapes together but that she has them all. Ray J also stamped TRUE on the theory that Kris Jenner helped negotiate the sale of the tape to Vivid to make Kim a household name and future reality TV star (Keeping Up With The Kardashians would premiere eight months after the sex tape came out.) But once again, that claim is thrown back into the annals of infamy, thanks to some “sources with direct knowledge” stepping up to defend Kris Jenner’s good name.
Nelly Is Sorry For A Beej Video That Was Posted To His Instagram Account
Nelly has been trending since yesterday because he accidentally posted a video of himself getting a blowjob to his Instagram Stories. As far as Nelly News® goes, this is an improvement over all those sexual assault allegations. But not by much, since it’s just his dick in the video, and the woman’s face is on full display. To quote Nelly’s comment on Madonna’s scantily-clad Instagram photo from just last week: “Some things should be covered up!” Continue reading
IKEA Wants You To Stop Masturbating In Their Stores
The New York Post reports that IKEA has had to tighten up security. No they haven’t had a rash of break-ins or shoplifting recently. They had to up security because they want people to stop jacking off in their stores. I know the meatballs are good but DAMN.
Rose McGowan Says That Someone Is Threatening To Release A Sex Tape Of Her
Rose McGowan should be spending her time stretching and learning some new moves in preparation to do The Hully Gully (yes, I said The Hully Gully) to Kool & The Gang’s Celebration next year if Harvey Weinstein overtakes a cell toilet clogged with Honey Buns-infused hard shits as the nastiest thing in a prison by being found guilty of being predatory trash. But instead of doing that, Rose is dealing with some betrayal². Rose says that someone is threatening to release a sex tape co-starring her, and she is also erasing and sage-ing her life of her ex-partner for allegedly conning her.
Rob Lowe Joked About Making A Sex Tape Too Early
Lately, Rob Lowe has been proving himself rather adept at the art of the self-own. Last month when Elizabeth Warren announced her bid for Presidency, he took a break from eating his rice and tweeted that she “would bring a whole new meaning to Commander in “Chief”. He deleted that tweet after substantial backlash, but now another tone deaf “joke” has backfired on him. Rob appeared on the WTF Podcast with Marc Maron and complained that the sex he starred in with a 16-year-old girl, did nothing for his career. He said that if it had come out today, it might have been a career boon! I’m sorry Rob, did you just wake up from a two year nap?