Category: MESS
Shia LeBeouf Vehemently Denies That Olivia Wilde Fired Him From “Don’t Worry Darling” And He’s Converted To Catholicism
Don’t worry about all those repugnant things Shia LeBeouf has done or been accused of, or will do or be accused of, because all is forgiven. In an effort to rehabilitate his career, if not his personality, Shia’s been saved! USA Today reports that Shia has taken his latest role, an Italian priest in a biopic called Padre Pio, to heart and converted to Catholicism. Shia is so pious now that he’s become a crusader for truth. As such, after Olivia Wilde told Variety she fired him from Don’t Worry Darling, God led his hand straight to his saved messages folder and told his new convert to impale her with his mighty sword of truth. Shia reached out to Variety after Olivia’s interview was published and shared a number of text messages, videos, and emails that contradict Olivia’s claim. Shia says he quit. And then some. It’s a MESS. I’m afraid Olivia’s been served in public once again. Good thing those messages didn’t burn up when he was rolling with Satan. God only saves those who save themselves by saving those receipts!
Brandi Glanville Says She Isn’t Sorry For The Rage Texts She Sent To Her Teenage Son’s Ex-Girlfriend
Brandi Glanville simply can’t remain among the living if she isn’t getting some form of negative attention–exasperated eye-rolls and facepalming are to Brandi what clapping is to Tinkerbell. She used to have The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as her canvas, but since getting the boot from that show years ago and getting sued for saying that former Real Housewives of Miami’s Joanna Krupa, had reeky nethers, she’s had to find new ways to disappoint her public. According to Page Six, 49-year-old Brandi’s most recent stunt was to text 18-year-old Bella Bernhardt, the ex-girlfriend of one of her teenage sons, to stick her fifth nose into the logistics of their post-relationship interactions. And even though Brandi apologized and blamed being drunk and high at the end of that text flurry, she took to Twitter after Bella shared the texts on TikTok to let the world know that she actually isn’t sorry.
Ezra Miller Is Sowwy And Is In Treatment For “Complex Mental Health Issues”
Well, it looks like there’s one thing that can temporarily stop Ezra Miller’s crime spree of terror that has hit Hawaii, Iceland, Vermont, and beyond. The answer is: threat of a breach of contract lawsuit from Warner Bros. and loss of more checks. I mean, it would be kind of hard for Ezra to run a cult in Iceland if trick can’t keep the lights on. Ezra The Terrible has sort of, not really, responded to the accusations of grooming, assault, abuse, kidnapping, thievery, and harassment by farting up a hollow non-apology that was totally not written by the PR team behind The Flash. Ezra adds that they’re in treatment for “complex mental health issues.” Surprisingly, Ezra’s damage control statement didn’t end with, “See! Everything’s okay now and you no longer have to feel shitty about buying a ticket to my movie The Flash, out in theaters on June 23, 2023!” Warner Bros. is slipping.
Michelle Branch Was Arrested For Domestic Assault After Accusing Her Husband Patrick Carney Of Cheating On Her
Michelle Branch hasn’t really been in the spotlight since the early aughts, when you couldn’t flip to any radio station without hearing her scream-singing her smash, Everywhere. These days, you might be lucky to hear one of her handful of moody singles in the grocery store while perusing for the perfect endive. She’s kept a relatively low profile since then, probably happy to count her money and go out in public without being recognized–that is, up until the last 24 hours. TMZ reports that Michelle believes that her husband of three years, Patrick Carney (who drums for The Black Keys), has been cheating on her with his manager, Haley McDonald. So, she put him on blast on Twitter and then gave a statement confirming their split. But it didn’t end there. Michelle was later arrested for allegedly slapping Patrick early yesterday morning.
Britney Spears Addressed What She Thinks May Have Caused Her Sons To Refuse Visits With Her; In Response, Kevin Federline Posted Videos Of Her And The Boys Fighting
If you’re like me and have wondered if things will ever calm down on the Britney Spears news front, today is not the day and the rest of the week isn’t looking good now either. Britney and Kevin Federline, her ex-husband and father of their two sons,16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline, have been taking turns talking publicly about Britney’s distant relationship with her sons ever since Kevin (seen above showing us how many times he’s been on the horn with TMZ today) opened up about the relationship with their mom in an interview airing on Britain’s ITV and also having his lawyer say that the boys miss their grandpa, Britney’s dad/her mortal enemy, Jamie Spears (who they currently have a restraining order against). Britney and her husband, Sam Asghari, both hit back at Kevin in response. Yesterday, Britney posted (and has since deleted) a lengthy Instagram post outlining what she believes may have led to her sons not wanting to visit with her anymore, and then Kevin clapped right back, posting videos of Britney and her sons fighting. Kevin’s lawyer also spoke out and said that Britney makes her boys uncomfortable and sends upsetting texts.
Kevin Federline Talked About Britney Spears’ Relationship With Her Sons During An Interview, And Yes, She Hit Back At Him
During Britney Spears’ fight to finally kill her 13-year conservatorship, her ex-husband Kevin Federline, who has primary custody of their Cheetolings, mostly stayed quiet but did throw support her way through his lawyer by saying that the “best thing for his children is for their mother to be happy and healthy.” Well, KFed just did something that has made Brit Brit the opposite of happy. KFed bit the Frapp-covered hand that feeds him and his family by talking about her relationship with her sons, 16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline. And he didn’t do it on a therapist’s couch. I mean, when you air your feelings out to a therapist, you have to give a check instead of taking one. So KFed decided to tell the world about his sons’ relationship with their mother during an interview with The Daily Mail that will air on Britain’s ITV in several parts this week. And since Brit Brit isn’t one to stay quiet when someone publicly brings up her name, she has slammed back, saying she’s sad that KFed is running his mouth about her and their sons.