Category: MESS
HBO Max And Discovery+ Are Merging, And Warner Bros. Stands By “The Flash”
Whenever I go to a restaurant or store that I’ve loved and see the dreaded “under new management” sign, I just know that my favorite place is about to be ruined. Well, that’s what’s happening with HBO Max. When WarnerMedia merged with Discovery earlier this year, David Zaslav, who was the head bitch at Discovery, became the CEO of the whole thing. And he’s been changing things up and not always in a good way. That became more apparent this week when we learned that Warner Bros. shit-canned the Batgirl movie and the holiday sequel to Scoob!, despite the fact that both movies were pretty much done. And yesterday, it was officially announced that HBO Max and Discovery+ will merge into one streaming platform and will reportedly focus more on unscripted programs. On top of all that, David Zaslav said that The Flash movie is still a go, despite the fact that its star is an alleged grooming abuser who is on a world tour of terror. So good decisions all around. But I’m sure that there are some people clapping at these decisions and those people are the executives at Disney, Netflix, NBCUniversal, etc…
Ioan Gruffudd Was Granted A Three-Year Restraining Order Against Estranged Wife Alice Evans
When we last posted about the divorce fight that is messier than a broken Porta-Potty at an overcrowded prune festival (no, I’m not talking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce fight, this time), Ioan Gruffudd had filed for joint custody of his two daughters with Alice Evans, 12-year-old Ella and 8-year-old Elsie, and also submitted more evidence to the court of her unhinged ways. Like Ioan alleged that Alice regularly verbally abused him during their 14-year marriage, including in front of their daughters, and once said that he should get his eyes checked at the gynecologist since he has “saggy vagina eyes.” Well, their custody situation hasn’t been worked out yet (I’m sure lawyers are putting on riot gear in preparation for that fight), but Ioan did get a win in court yesterday. The judge made Ioan’s temporary domestic abuse restraining order against Alice much less temporary. Ioan was granted a three-year restraining order against Alice and now she’s been forbidden from talking trash about him or his girlfriend Bianca Wallace on social media. So that repeated tapping sound you hear is Alice’s typing fingers of rage furiously shaking because it’s been more than 5 minutes since she’s gotten her fix of blasting her ex on social media.
“Teen Mom OG’s” Amber Portwood Lost Custody Of Her 4-Year-Old Son
When it comes to MTV’s Teen Mom franchise, it’s pretty much a given that when any of the moms–who haven’t been teens for a long-ass time–and many can barely be considered “moms”–make the news, it’s not because they’ve done something to show that they’ve matured a ton since being actual teens. Amber Portwood, mom of two and star of Teen Mom OG, has a long, storied history with charges, jail, and custody battles. Another judge has decided that Amber’s children are better off with their respective fathers (her 13-year-old daughter, Leah, lives with her dad, Gary Shirley), since this time, Andrew Glennon, father of her 4-year-old son, James, has been granted sole primary physical and legal custody of him.
Kid Cudi Ended His Set At Rolling Loud Early After Kanye West Fans Threw Water Bottles At Him (And Yes, Kanye Made An Appearance At The Festival Too)
The messiness between mess maestro Kanye West and Kid Cudi made its way to the Rolling Loud Miami music festival last night when Kanye fans pulled a move straight out of their idol’s playbook by throwing a hissy fit. Kanye West was announced as the original headliner of Rolling Loud Miami but just a week ago, Kanye did what he did to Coachella and dropped out at the last minute. Kid Cudi stepped into the open headlining slot, and that caused some Kanye fans to demand a refund. Well, I guess they didn’t get that refund and woke up yesterday and chose violence (literally). Because Kid Cudi was forced to hit the QUIT THIS BITCH button on his set early after Kanye fans kept throwing and hitting him with water bottles. And around the same time that Kid Cudi was run off the stage by assholes, the STUNT QUEEN of destruction himself, Kanye West, made a surprise appearance on a different stage at Rolling Loud.
Sesame Place Responds After Kelly Rowland And Many Others Call Out A Video Where A Character Snubs Black Children
Over at the Magic Kingdom, Mickey Mouse and his cohorts are diabolically cackling something extra because Disneyland or Disney World is not the theme park getting dragged today. The Sesame Street-themed amusement park Sesame Place in Pennsylvania has been accused of being a fun and happy place to be as long as you’re not a Black child after a video went viral of a character refusing to high-five two Black girls even though the character just high-fived a white girl and woman. And more videos came out. After getting shit from Kelly Rowland and many, many, many, many others, Sesame Place put out two statements that were brought to you by the letters S-P-I-N.
Ioan Gruffudd Filed For Joint Custody Of His Children With Alice Evans, And Claimed That She Once Said He Had “Saggy-Vagina Eyes”
Butthole eyes are so 2018. This year, being told you have saggy-vagina eyes is where it’s at! Back in February when we last checked in with Alice Evans, the reigning Queen of MESS (January 2021– present), she had filed for both physical and legal custody of her and her estranged husband Ioan Gruffudd’s two children, Elsie and Ella, aged 8 and 12, with Ioan to receive only visitation rights. Earlier that week, Ioan had filed a restraining order in which he accused Alice of verbal abuse, lying about him on the internet and to their children, and sending him “hundreds of harassing, abusive and threatening communications by text, voice message, video message.” Now, according to The Mirror, Ioan is also filing for joint custody, and has accused Alice of undermining him in front of their girls, in part, by making fun of his hair loss and telling him he had “saggy-vagina eyes.” Which, to be honest, is a fun insult, but certainly isn’t appropriate for young ears. What? Was wrinkly elbow eyes taken?