Category: Hot Mess

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Was Arrested For A DUI

November 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Hot Mess Hall of Famer Jonathan Rhys Meyers has gone above and beyond our expectations of what it means to be a Hall of Famer and solidified his bonafides in the annals of Hot Messes by getting arrested in Malibu for a DUI at 5:00 PM on a Sunday. Thankfully, according to TMZ, it was a solo crash and nobody was hurt.

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After A Mess Of A Show, Wendy Williams’ Former DJ Warns Of Bad Things To Come If She Doesn’t Get Help

October 26, 2020 / Posted by:

Friday’s episode of The Wendy Williams Show had some viewers concerned for Wendy Williams‘ well-being noting that she appeared to be unable to stay on topic, was slurring her words and was basically a sloppy, incoherent rambling mess. Now, how anybody was able to detect the subtle slip from everyday Wendy to worrisome Wendy is a Hot Topic for another day. Suffice to say, Wendy’s performance on Friday’s show was notably alarming. Then again, it is Halloween week, so maybe we shouldn’t rule out ghosts as the culprits just yet.

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Corey Feldman Named Charlie Sheen As Corey Haim’s Abuser In His Documentary

March 10, 2020 / Posted by:

The online rollout of Corey Feldman’s TRUTHBOMB documentary (my) TRUTH: The Rape of 2 Coreys went about as smoothly as you’d expect. Corey’s been selling $20 tickets for weeks, promising exclusive access to watch a “live one-time worldwide event screening” which was supposed to happen last night. However, according to Corey, hackers and the nefarious entity he calls “the wolf pack“, were hard at work trying to prevent (his) TRUTH from getting out. It looks like nobody who paid money to see this was actually able to access the stream. However, according to Entertainment Weekly, the film was also shown “to a group of friends and members of the media” at a screening in Los Angeles, so we do know what was revealed. Which is not much that hasn’t already been out there for years.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Making Her Triumphant Return To The Big Screen

February 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is busy. Not like, Lindsay-Lohan-in-2005-level busy, but busy nonetheless. In between her gigs as a nightclub host, an amateur child catcher and a panelist on Masked Singer Australia, Lindsay somehow managed to channel that expansive range and work her way back to where she belongs: in front of the movie cameras.

Now typically, when news about Lindsay Lohan breaks, I’m not inclined to believe any of it until Michael Lohan, adjunct mouthpiece/publicist and father of the millennium, confirms it. So in the meantime, I will continue to perch at the edge of my seat until the 2021 Oscar nominations are announced and Lindsay is given her long-overdue nod for a Best Actress trophy.

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Aerosmith And Run DMC Reunited For, Uh, Some Kind Of Grammy Performance

January 27, 2020 / Posted by:

When I heard the rockin’ pepaws of Aerosmith were reuniting with Run DMC on the Grammy stage, I figured this would surely get all the middle-aged folks at home in their Ralph Lauren khakis and Eileen Fischer cardigans hot and bothered thinking of the glorious one-night stands they had back in the 80s with someone they most certainly aren’t married to at the moment. Considering Aerosmith’s ongoing drummer boy drama with OG-but-exiled drummer Joey Kramer, I had a feeling this thing might also be messy. Would Joey somehow be allowed to perform or would they just bring in Pasqually E. Pieplate, the drummer of the Chuck E. Cheese band?! Who knows on music’s biggest night?!

While Pasqually was robbed of an opportunity to go mainstream, don’t fret – this Aerosmith and Run DMC performance was still as kinds of…um…creative? Interpretive? OK, fine, it was a hot mess. Continue reading

Dina Lohan Claims She Was NOT Drunk During Her DWI Arrest At Outback Steakhouse

January 14, 2020 / Posted by:

Dina Lohan is trying to riff off the police brutality we’ve been dealing with forever and talking about lately. And what’s more, she’s trying to use it to her advantage, it seems. She was arrested for a DWI because of a car accident at an Outback Steakhouse on Long Island over the weekend. But she says this is not what it seems. Dina claims the police are liars, because she wasn’t falling over drunk, and an officer “pushed” her.

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