Warner Bros. Will Now Consider Shelving “The Flash” As A Last Resort If Ezra Miller Doesn’t Simmer Down
Considering that Ezra Miller’s cross-continental crime spree continues apace, Warner Bros. has finally had to face the elephant in the room and decide whether they want to go ahead and calmly escort Ezra away from The Flash so they can give it a proper burial, or just let Ezra continue his stampede unhindered, right into the offices of their new parent company, Warner Bros. Discovery, leaving behind a trail of squished donuts and interns in their wake. The Hollywood Reporter reports that despite previous assurances/threats that The Flash will be getting a theatrical release no matter how many villagers Ezra has terrorized, after getting charged with felony burglary earlier this week, “an outright shelving of the film is not off the table.” Haha, jokes on them though. Ezra already demolished that table and now it’s just dust.
Britney Spears Addressed What She Thinks May Have Caused Her Sons To Refuse Visits With Her; In Response, Kevin Federline Posted Videos Of Her And The Boys Fighting
If you’re like me and have wondered if things will ever calm down on the Britney Spears news front, today is not the day and the rest of the week isn’t looking good now either. Britney and Kevin Federline, her ex-husband and father of their two sons,16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline, have been taking turns talking publicly about Britney’s distant relationship with her sons ever since Kevin (seen above showing us how many times he’s been on the horn with TMZ today) opened up about the relationship with their mom in an interview airing on Britain’s ITV and also having his lawyer say that the boys miss their grandpa, Britney’s dad/her mortal enemy, Jamie Spears (who they currently have a restraining order against). Britney and her husband, Sam Asghari, both hit back at Kevin in response. Yesterday, Britney posted (and has since deleted) a lengthy Instagram post outlining what she believes may have led to her sons not wanting to visit with her anymore, and then Kevin clapped right back, posting videos of Britney and her sons fighting. Kevin’s lawyer also spoke out and said that Britney makes her boys uncomfortable and sends upsetting texts.
Days after announcing that she’ll be returning as The Queen of What Does That Even Mean? with a post-Wendy Williams Show podcast, Wendy Williams has already put her foot in it. And by “it” I mean in TMZ’s face, and by extension, our faces. During a TMZ Live segment, Wendy gave an update on plans for her new podcast, but not before she reached down under her chair (The purple chair! It seems it wasn’t dumped on the curb in front of the studio as previously reported, unless that’s where Wendy found it) and grabbed either a hairless wombat or a severely swollen foot and showed it to the camera. It looks incredibly painful and Wendy says she’s suffering from lymphedema, which TMZ says is “caused by a blockage in the lymphatic system.” But a foot the size of a 3-month-old baby is not about to stop Wendy from living her best life as a famous podcaster, perhaps working from “Europe, you know, The France,” even though she admits she doesn’t “know what podcast is.”
Phew, we can finally stop worrying about Ezra Miller. TMZ reports that there’s a perfectly good reason for their recent arrests and legal trouble in Hawaii. Like Shia LaBeouf before them, Ezra did it all in the name of ART. Only in Ezra’s case, in the name of NFTART.
On Friday, Windsor, California Mayor and winemaker Dominic Foppoli (who sounds like an angry Muppet training under the Swedish Chef) resigned from office amid nine accusations of sexual assault. One of these accusations comes from former Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham, now 29.
Dominic (38 or 39, depending on the source), was the subject of a long San Francisco Chronicle piece about six weeks ago, which detailed four of the accusers’ experiences and is a romp through awfulness not for the faint of heart.
Hot Mess Hall of Famer Jonathan Rhys Meyers has gone above and beyond our expectations of what it means to be a Hall of Famer and solidified his bonafides in the annals of Hot Messes by getting arrested in Malibu for a DUI at 5:00 PM on a Sunday. Thankfully, according to TMZ, it was a solo crash and nobody was hurt.