Category: Meghan Markle
Prince Harry Is Writing His Memoirs And It’s Reportedly Got The Royal Family Shook
If the upcoming season of The Crown doesn’t feature a Royal Rumble-inspired scene where Prince William holds Prince Harry back while Prince Charles runs towards him for a dropkick to the chest I don’t want to see it. Because even though most of the show mixes fact and fiction I can only imagine how much that family wants to beat Harry’s ass for revealing all their family struggles during Harry and Meghan Markle‘s interview with Oprah earlier this year. Well, it ain’t over yet because Harry is preparing a new tell-all that’s set to bring even more drama to the Royal Family.
A Royal Expert Thinks Prince Charles Will Allow Archie To Become A Prince So That He Can Make Duchess Camilla A Queen
Last weekend The Mail on Sunday reported that Prince Charles had future King plans to change the Letters Patent rules from 1917 (historic royal legal mumbo jumbo) to streamline the Monarchy. This basically meant that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s kids, 2-year-old son Archie Harrison and 3-week-old daughter Lilibet Diana, wouldn’t become Prince Archie and Princess Lillibet even if they wanted to. Now royal historian Robert Lacey tells People that he doesn’t think Prince Charles will actually pull that shit because it’d be an unpopular move and also because he wants to upgrade Duchess Camilla’s title. Continue reading
Prince Charles Will Reportedly Not Let Archie Become A Prince As He Plans To Slim Down The Monarchy
A couple of weeks ago, I saw the headline, “Baby Lilibet and Archie Will Inherit ‘Princess’ and ‘Prince’ Titles When Charles Becomes King,” and well, that aged about as well as the hairline of a male British royal. Because The Mail on Sunday claims that Prince Charles is already making plans for when he takes over The Crown and those plans include changing the Letters Patent to keep royals who are not directly in line to the throne from getting titles. If Charles makes that change, that means Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s children, 2-year-old Archie Harrison and 2-week-old Lilibet Diana, won’t become Prince Archie and Princess Lillibet (which is a damn shame because that fancy name of Lillibet was made to have “Princess” in front of it). Cut to Harry furiously checking Amazon to see if they can same-day deliver a World’s Shittiest Dad mug to Charles on this Father’s Day. Although, Prince Hot Ginge may have already sent Charles one.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s New Daughter Is Here And They Named Her After THE QUEEN And Princess Diana
Well, sorry, British tabloids, but it looks like Meghan Markle could not wait until the late Prince Philip’s birthday on June 10th to give birth to her baby so that she could snatch away all the attention from the British Royal Family again! Meghan gave birth to her and Prince Hot Ginge’s second child, a daughter, on Friday. And their new baby’s name is a tribute to Harry’s mother and memaw. No, Harry and Meghan didn’t name their daughter Gin Time Diana or Corgina People’s Princess. They have named her Lilibet “Lili” Diana Mountbatten-Windsor.
Prince Harry Talked About The “Genetic Pain” His Dad And Grandfather Passed Down To Him
Two months into the job and Prince Harry is already earning that BetterUp signing bonus by talking about the “genetic pain and suffering” he inherited from his dad Prince Charles, who in turn inherited it from his dad Prince Philip. Giving Dax Shepherd (of all people, Oprah’s probably kicking herself for not having THAT conversation) the scoop of a lifetime, Harry appeared on the Armchair Expert podcast and swore to “break the cycle,” presumably, of dressing his kids up in those twee little outfits with the socks pulled up way too high. Archie Mountbatten-Windsor will be a Crocs kid.
Prince Harry Did Not Stick Around After Prince Philip’s Funeral To Reconcile With His Family
Can you believe the nerve of Prince Harry bouncing immediately following his grandfather’s funeral, blowing off his dad and brother, and leaving his bereaved, newly widowed granny to spend her 95th birthday alone for the first time in her life? Because that’s just what he did, but not before kicking a couple of THE QUEEN‘s corgi puppies on his way to the airport (metaphorically of course). According to The Daily Beast, Prince Harry failed to reconcile the “strained” relations between himself and his brother Prince William and father Prince Charles during his brief visit back to England to attend Prince Philip’s funeral.