Category: Meghan Markle
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Take Manhattan
Well, not literally. We’re not being colonized by The Crown again (fingers crossed!) People reports that Prince Harry and Megan Markle have taken their first trip together since their daughter Lilibet Diana was born. The pair traveled to New York to attend a Global Citizen Live from Central Park event on Saturday and got in a little sightseeing in the meantime. I have not yet visited One World Observatory at The World Trade Center, and now after seeing Harry and Meghan’s visit, I’m not sure if I ever will. Did you know you have to meet the mayor, his wife, AND the governor, and stand around and have a million pictures taken of you when you go there? No thanks!
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Made The Cover Of TIME Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People Of 2021 Issue
TIME has released their list of who they believe are the 100 Most Influential People of 2021, which includes Lil Nas X, naturally (you don’t piss off an ocean of conservative folks by lap dancing on the devil for nothing!), as well as Britney Spears, COVID vaccine angel Dolly Parton, Simone Biles, Timbaland and Swizz Beatz, Youn Yuh Jung, Tom Brady, and Bad Bunny. But also, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, who got a totally-not-Photoshopped-to-a-new-dimension-and-back cover all to themselves. Harry and Meghan’s inclusion on this year’s list falls under the “Icons” section. Oh TIME, why would you do that? You couldn’t put them in the section for artists or leaders or something? Harry and Meghan’s most rabid online haters are going to have a field day with that one. “Icons? More she conned her way into Harry’s life and ruined it forever!!!!1!!”
Prince Harry Presented (Virtually) In Front Of Piers Morgan At The GQ Men Of The Year Awards
Prince Harry probably thought that exiting from his duties as a member of the British Royal Family meant he could retire his stuffy Charlie McCarthy the dummy costume for good. But since it was for a good cause, he dusted it off and sat in the foyer of his Montecito, CA mansion to present, remotely, at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London. Much to the chagrin of Piers Morgan who was in attendance and described the experience as #awks. Imagine, a 65-year-old man getting triggered by a teleprompter. #SMH.
The Re-Issue Of “Finding Freedom” Claims That Prince Harry And The Queen Had A Special Reunion After Prince Philip’s Funeral
Today marks the release of an updated version of Finding Freedom, the tell-all book about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leaving the Royal family. That’s the one Meghan admitted leaking a wee bit of information to (despite previously denying it). Well, a lot has happened since the book’s initial release a year ago, and today’s re-issue contains a brand spanking new epilogue ft. tea about the couple’s move to California, the Oprah interview, and Prince Philip’s death. It also includes claims that the two Buckingham Palace staffers who accused Meghan of bullying later asked for “their experiences with Meghan to be rescinded”, and that Harry and THE QUEEN had a “very special” reunion after Prince Philip’s funeral. Awww, did Harry hug his wee granny? Is the Royal family even allowed to hug? Continue reading
Prince Harry Got Shit For Taking A Private Jet After Lecturing About Climate Change
Prince Harry fancies himself an environmental activist. Back in May, he went on Oprah’s Apple TV+ series The Me You Can’t See and said that climate change was one of the world’s most pressing issues. But last Thursday he figured it wasn’t that pressing and took a rich friend’s private jet from Aspen, CO to Santa Barbara, CA after playing in a charity polo match. I mean, charity is good. But private jet is bad. For the environment and for the prince’s image. To absolutely no one’s surprise, the British rags immediately labeled Harry a hypocrite. The Sun is snarkily calling him an “eco-warrior” and “woke royal.” Harry’s probably thinking, “Hmmm… The Woke Royal… can I steal that for the title of my memoirs?”
Duchess Kate And Meghan Markle Might Work Together On A Netflix Documentary About Kate’s Charity Work
As the Wheels of Justice come barreling towards THE QUEEN’s favorite child Prince Andrew, The Firm seems to be taking an unusual tact. This time, instead of throwing Meghan Markle under the bus, they’re trying something new by throwing Meghan and her sister-in-law Duchess Kate directly AT the bus. I mean, we know the wheels of justice are actually on more of a slow-moving local bus to Mummy is Disappointed Anew-shire. But Kate and Meghan have been tied together, loaded into a cannon, and launched at it as a distraction just the same. Us Weekly reports that Kate and Meghan are talking about collaborating on a documentary project for Netflix that will “spotlight Kate’s charity work and the huge impact she’s made with her philanthropy.” Hey, look over there! Pretty girls in pretty frocks put aside their differences to save the world through good deeds and preserve the dignity of the monarchy! How cool is that?