Category: Kendall Jenner
Kourtney Kardashian’s Kids Weren’t Happy About Her Getting Engaged To Travis Barker
Last year, 43-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 46-year-old Travis Barker got engaged in a private and subdued ceremony that totally wasn’t filmed for the Kardashians’ reality show. Travis apparently went to the grave of Kourtney’s late father, Robert Kardashian, to “ask” for Robert’s blessing, and no word if a Ouija board was involved or not. But while Travis sought the blessing of Kourtney’s late dad, I guess he didn’t ask Kourtney’s children, and if he did, he probably would’ve gotten a FUCK NO from them. Because they apparently weren’t happy about their mom getting engaged. You’d think anyone would be an upgrade from Scott Disick but sometimes it’s a wash.
Kris Jenner Is Pressuring 26-Year-Old Kendall Jenner To Have A Baby
The Kardashians really, really, really want us to watch their new reality show, The Kardashians, on April 14 on Hulu. Huh. That’s the anniversary of another frozen rich person disaster: the sinking of the Titanic. The family’s latest group interview is with E! News’ Daily Pop, and in it Kendall Jenner revealed that mom Kris Jenner is pressuring her to have a baby. Makes sense. She’s the only one who hasn’t contributed to the next Jenneration of money-making Kardashians. Get with the program, old maid!
Kendall Jenner Showed Off Her New Look And Yes, People Have Thoughts
On Monday Kendall Jenner took to Instagram Stories to post a video of her pouting and looking dead behind the eyes. “Um, how is this different than every other time this ‘supermodel’ gets in front of the camera?”, you may be asking. Answer: her lips have blown up. To, like, Kylie Jenner levels of swollen. So what’s the reason behind this new look? A filter? Contouring? Fillers? Or did bitch pull a Bee Movie and make out with a yellowjacket?
Kanye West Stepped Out With A Kim Kardashian Look-Alike At His “Donda 2” Listening Party
You’ll have to forgive Kanye West and his recent shenanigans. This is his first divorce and he’s not sure what he’s supposed to do! And nowhere in the Divorce For Narcissistic Dummies book Marilyn Manson gifted him does it explicitly say not to pluck a juicy-assed Instagram model who looks remarkably like your estranged wife from obscurity, dress her up just like your ex and then bring her to a listening party at Nobu Malibu for your album that is guaranteed to not be ready on 2/22/22 as promised, no matter how cool that date sounds. So he’s really just out here improving and doing the best he can.
Kendall Jenner Defends The “Blatantly Disrespectful” Dress She Wore To A Friend’s Wedding
Kendall Jenner is an attention whore by blood and so when she went to a friend’s wedding last year, she wore a dress that looked like it was on the Shein site under the 90s stripper tab. But Kendall and her friend are speaking out! And they say Kendall’s dress was fine with the bride so we should all get over it.
Kendall And Kylie Jenner Reportedly Walked Past Bodies On Their Way Out Of Travis Scott’s Astroworld Show
Over the weekend, eight people died and hundreds were injured at Travis Scott’s Astroworld musical festival in Houston, TX. We’ve seen numerous updates, like Travis himself reciting a statement of acknowledgement, that was accompanied by a video of himself working hard to look devastated by aggressively rubbing his forehead. It’s also been pointed out that Travis Scott has a long history with encouraging unsafe, dangerous crowd situations. Well, Travis has clearly found a perfect partner in Kylie Jenner, because like him, Kylie’s shock at the situation might be as real as…well, about 75% of Kylie herself. One source that was in attendance alleges that Kylie’s claim that she had no idea that people were dying while Travis was performing, might not be the reality of what was going on. Because Kylie and her sister Kendall Jenner (seen above, before everything turned into a living nightmare) were reportedly seen walking past unconscious bodies as they left the venue.