Hot Slut Of The Day!
Gary Fisher, Carrie Fisher’s sidekick Frenchie who always steals the show with his “fuck this” face and escaping tongue.
Those glazed over “I’m not here for this” eyes…. That hanging out tongue…. The snots dribbling out of that nose… I didn’t just describe your regular Monday morning face. I also described Gary Fisher’s permanent look. Carrie and Gary Fisher were on Good Morning America (via Jezebel) on Friday to promote the newest Star Whores movie and while they were there they proved that they really need their own show. If Hollywood wants to do something right FOR ONCE, they’d give these two their own show, because thanks to Carrie’s fuck deficient attitude and Gary’s star power, they make the duo of all duos.
Carrie Fisher should truly teach a master class for famous types on how to give it good in an interview without coming off like a total gaping asshole. Amy Robach of GMA and Carrie talked about how as a 59-year-old actress she’s not going to turn down a job and how the conversation about the chunk she lost is stupid and how Amy’s parents mated well. Carrie Fisher was pretty much all out of fucks to give and she threw out many gold-wrapped one liners, but the star of the interview was obviously Gary Fisher.
Carrie joked that Gary was bored as hell, but that wasn’t a joke. Gary is you waiting at the DMV on any day of the week. Gary is you while listening to your co-workers talk about politics. Gary is you when you’re sadly the sober designated driver of the night and your drunk ass friends just ordered another round. Gary is you when the one night trick you picked up doesn’t know how to bone and you just want him to bust and leave so you can watch House Hunters. Gary is us all!
During that interview, Gary looked like a hungover and broke down Jabba the Hutt after partying all weekend. Gary is a star! There’s still time for J.J. Abrams to scrap all of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens footage and replace it with nothing but Gary sitting there in a Sith robe.
Pics: Wenn.com, @CarrieFFisher, @Gary_TheDog (For Katie and AJ)