Gwyneth Paltrow Says That Nepotism Babies Have To Work “Twice As Hard” Once They Get In The Door

July 28, 2022 / Posted by:

High voltage vibrator vendor Gwyneth Paltrow has continued to give us stability in this ever-changing world. We can always count on her to say stupid shit. Now, we all know Gwyneth has always been an out-of-touch rich lady with too much money and not enough common sense, but during a recent episode of Hailey Bieber‘s YouTube series Who’s In My Bathroom? Gwyneth decided it was time to reveal the real woman behind the $125 GOOPGLOW mask. And that woman is a delusional fool who admits that yes, children of connected people get in the door easily, but once they’re in, they have to work twice as hard and be twice as good.

E! News reports that Gwyneth and Hailey got into the topic of nepotism, which is something they both know a thing or two about. Gwyneth’s parents are director Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner, while Hailey’s dad, Stephen Baldwin, is known in the Baldwin family as the one who can’t keep a damn secret. Although Gwyneth tried to sound like a normal human being by admitting she understands her access, she completely missed the mark with the rest of her statement.

“As the child of someone, you get access other people don’t have, so the playing field is not level in that way,” Gwyneth told Hailey on the July 27 episode. “However, I really do feel that once your foot is in the door, which you unfairly got in, then you almost have to work twice as hard and be twice as good.”

I think the fumes from her flammable coochie candles have finally gone to her head because she sounds insane. Gwyneth, darling, your foot was born in the door. Many folks spend their entire lives trying to get a pinky toe in the door. And as for Hailey, what more could she do but nod along in agreement because she’s basically looking at what her life will be in about twenty five years (minus the Oscar, of course). Gwyneth, who did Running with the Scissors and Malice with Alec Baldwin, then talked about doing some movie with Hailey’s dad decades ago.

“I think I know your dad and your uncles,” Gwyneth told Hailey while the two made mint-chocolate smoothies during the episode. “I did a movie with your dad. It was a tiny independent movie. I think I was like 20 years old, so it was a really long time ago, but he was great.”

But Goopy is right. WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE NEPOTISM BABIES?!  It’s not like she can easily just tell her assistant to call a director friend and hand her the phone so she can say, “I’m ready now.” BAM! Instant check. Although in Gwyneth’s defense, that is hard work.

Check out Goopy and Droopy making smoothies below. And I’d suggest skipping to the 2:00 mark if you want to watch this, because at the very beginning, Gwyneth gives us the horrific image of her and Stephen Baldwin humping each other over a toilet in a bathroom because she says to Hailey, “What if I fucked your dad in the bathroom?” Nobody needs that today, tomorrow, or ever.

Pic: YouTube

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