Category: Jenna Dewan
The Red Carpet Looks At The American Music Awards Were Messy But Fun
It’s not that the Grammys are for your parents, the Grammys are your parents. Old, strict, self-serious, adore Adele, and are prone to making arbitrary decisions like letting JLo perform a Motown medley. Just ask Halsey who basically yelled at them “you’re not the boss of me” during her acceptance speech last night at the American Music Awards. The AMAs are your cool, twice-divorced aunt who taught you how to french inhale and has a lover in Madrid who she visits every Spring. As such, she’s a lot more fun. But unlike your parents who actually clothe, house, and feed your ungrateful ass, her gifts are frivolous and tacky. But fun! That dynamic was reflected in the red carpet looks from last night’s AMAs. Risks were taken. Choices were made. For example, OG fun aunt Christina Aguilera showed up looking like a goddamn snack. A saltine cracker, specifically. Which is a shame because believe me, most of the people there were already very, very thirsty.
Channing Tatum And Jenna Dewan Are Officially Divorced, Though They’re Still Working Out Custody And Property Disputes
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are officially divorced. Well, in name only. Seems like they wanted to be officially divorced before they hashed out their custody agreement and financial settlements. Probably because Jenna has already moved on to Steve Kazee and is pregnant with their first kid (and her second) and Channing moved on to Jessie J who is not pregnant, that we know of. Honestly, I’m not sure why they haven’t already worked out their custody and money issues with a dance-off. Actually, I bet that during meetings with their lawyers, Channing jumps on the table, rips off his pull-away pants and grinds to Pony (which is always playing in his head) as the lawyers say, “No, no, we told you we’re not settling this with a dance-off.”
Jenna Dewan Was “Blindsided” When She Found Out Channing Tatum Was Dating Jessie J
When Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan announced they were done after 9 years of marriage, they both released the same no-drama statement about their split, saying that absolutely nothing had changed about how much they loved each other, but that they just weren’t going to be married anymore. Their hearts might not have changed, but their mouths clearly had decided to stop talking to each other. Because Jenna has revealed in her new book that she found out about Channing and Jessie J in the same way we all did: by reading it on the internet.
Channing Tatum Got A Restraining Order Against A Woman Who Was Squatting In His House
Add Channing Tatum to the list of celebs with stalkers as he’s been granted a restraining order against a woman who was found living in one of his houses without him knowing it. Well, there’s one good thing about not being a multi-millionaire with several houses, if someone squats in your closet, you would probably able to hear them fart from your living room and will catch ’em. Continue reading
Jessie J Would Like People To Stop Saying She Looks Like Jenna Dewan
But which one wore Channing Tatum better? Former professional floor humper Channing and dancer/choreographer/actress Jenna Dewan split after nine years of marriage in September. Since then, Channing has begun mini-golfing with that woman who sings that bang bang into the room song? That’s her, right? Anyway, Jessie J recently read an article that claimed she’s practically face-twins with Channing’s ex. Whichever publication it was also asked readers to choose which one of them was prettier. Miss J (not the good one) wasn’t pleased and had something to say about it on Instagram.
Jenna Dewan Has Filed For Divorce From Channing Tatum And Has A New Boo
Jenna Dewan has dropped the ax on the chicken head that was her marriage to Channing Tatum after a six month separation that was by all means a very “conscious uncoupling” scenario (I hate myself for keeping that phrase in the vernacular. Forgive me). Divorce papers have been filed by Jenna’s lawyer with good old fashioned “irreconcilable differences” as the nondescript reason that their nine year marriage has landed in Uncle Eddie’s shitter. Channing responded to the filing shortly after.