Category: Ben Volavola

Shailene Woodley Has Been In An Open Relationship Before But Is Currently Single

April 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Shailene Woodley was supposed to be doing a press tour for her latest movie, the partially improvised Endings, Beginnings, but then a weird thing happened where nobody’s allowed to go outside anymore or something? I don’t know, I keep seeing commercials about it. Anyway, apparently it’s a whole thing. So in lieu of a press tour, Shailene did an interview from her house for The New York Times. In the interview Shailene talked about self-isolation, indicated that she’s no longer with Fijian rugby star Ben Vevolva, talked about having been in an open relationship before (and an abusive one), and said that she doesn’t require an intimacy coordinator when it comes to pretend fucking, thank you very much. And who could blame her? Somehow, the person who should be the second hottest kombucha jerk at the Santa Cruz Natural Food Co-Op (sorry, Shailene, Rainbow Electric’s braless perfect C cups are just a little bit perkier), is starring in a movie where she gets to rub her sun-baked muff all over Jamie Dornan and Sebastian Stan. Jennifer Lawrence, look at your life choices. If you had just stopped shaving your armpits, this could have been you!

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Looks Like Shailene Woodley Is In Love With A Footballer

October 19, 2017 / Posted by:

We may not know much about Shailene Woodley’s new gentleman friend but I hope he likes furry, tanned and 100% organic vagina because that’s what he’s getting. Shailene has been playing coy and teasing fans with suggestive posts on Instagram that hint that she may be flaying footsie with a fella without revealing his identity. But E! News is convinced that it’s Fijian footballer Ben Volavola. Look out, Shailene’s got a new bone in her broth!

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