Category: I Don’t Think You Thought This Through

A Long Island Man Allegedly Used An Uber As A Getaway Car After Robbing A Dunkin’

June 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Uber clearly wasn’t happy enough killing the taxi industry, they’re now killing the getaway car industry! Poor Baby Driver – I guess there’s always meals on wheels. The only thing is, the Uber driver in this story wasn’t even aware they were transporting a criminal when they made a pit stop at a Long Island Dunkin’ location.

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Alyssa Milano Called For Political Activism In The Form Of A Sex Strike, And Not Everyone Was On Board

May 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Wow, talk about a relatable story to come back to work to! I’m all too familiar with not having sex. But in my case, it’s because I’ve now got a five month old 20 pound, 24-hour eating machine who sleeps two feet away from me, and I’m barely awake enough to put my pants on, let alone take them off. But this isn’t the kind of no-sex situation Alyssa Milano was hoping for. And bad news for Alyssa, it kind of backfired on her.

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Phil Spector Once Adopted Twins Without Telling Ronnie Spector First

November 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Everyone knows that Phil Spector is garbage human, and his ex-wife Ronnie Spector wrote about him being an awful husband in her 1990 memoir Be My Baby. There’s more about Phil being a shitty husband that wasn’t included in Be My Baby. According to Ronnie, she found herself the mother of twins after Phil was like, “Surprise babe, I got us some twins.

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Carey Hart Has Threatened To Shoot California Wildfire Looters

November 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Reports estimate that the California wildfires are only about 35 to 40% contained, with some evacuees able to return home. The lucky ones get to come home to houses that still look like houses instead of still-smoking charred remainsTMZ says that the Woolsey wildfires forced Pink and her husband Carey Hart out of their Malibu home a few days ago, and they’ve since been able to return. And after returning, Carey has formed a neighborhood militia that will shoot anyone trying to loot his neighborhood.

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