Category: I Don’t Think You Thought This Through
Jaden Smith Is Getting Roasted For Saying He’d Rather Hang Out With Adults Than Have To Talk To Kids His Own Age
Ask any average teen who they’d rather spend an evening with, and I think you’d be hard-pressed to find a teen who replies, “Gosh, there’s nothing I love more than listening to Karen and Frank discuss their current HOA issues with lawn care and trash removal.” Of course, that’s most kids, but not Jaden Smith. Because Jaden recently admitted that there was nothing that churned his stomach than the sound of a silly child his own age asking him to converse in an open dialogue. Jaden’s mature mind and precious time was spent waxing poetic with the grow-ups around him.
Nick Cannon Is Sorry For The Timing Of His Latest Baby Announcement
At the top of this week, we all got Groundhog Day-levels of déjà-vu when Nick Cannon revealed that he was expecting his eighth child, this time with Instagram model/entrepreneur/former football wife Brie Tiesi. At this point, Nick Cannon announcing that he got another woman pregnant is pretty much like Nick Cannon announcing that he got a job hosting another TV show (which makes sense, when you consider how many kids that man has to take care of).
But this time it was different. Some people might have gotten a little yucky feeling during Nick’s latest announcement. Because it came only eight weeks after Nick’s 7th child died from a brain tumor at just five months old. Nick realized the timing of his latest pregnancy announcement was just a bit tacky, and he’s since apologized for how he handled it.
Dave Chappelle Visited His Old High School, And It Was Kind Of A Mess
Dave Chappelle hasn’t been having the best time lately, PR-wise. You know, because of his poorly-received hot takes about trans people from his Netflix special The Closer. Also in The Closer, Dave noted that he doesn’t “give a shit” about all the voices trying to get him canceled on Twitter, because “Twitter isn’t a real place.” So what does Dave do when he wants to connect with the people and Twitter is out of the question? He swings by his old high school and shoots the shit with the youth of today. Except as Dave found out, some of the youth don’t much care for his jokes either. Not everyone was thrilled with Dave’s visit, which apparently only triggered Dave more.
Elon Musk Demands That America End The COVID-19 Lockdown
Elon Musk really needs to pick a lane and stick to it, because he’s getting to be more confusing than Grimes’ makeup routine. Last month, Elon hated on Coachella after it postponed its dates, claiming that it should have been canceled years ago, and accusing it of being a cringeworthy corporate mess. Earlier today, Elon became the cringeworthy corporate mess by using ALL-CAPS to tell the government to release American citizens from the COVID-19 lockdown, and give them back their “freedom” to work.
Jeff Goldblum Is Getting Some Backlash For His Comments About Islam On “RuPaul’s Drag Race”
If you’ve been watching the 12th season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, then you know that a great deal of effort is being made to edit down (or just straight-up remove) disgraced contestant Sherry Pie from each episode. The editing team over at World of Wonder is obviously busy, which might explain why some complicated comments made by extra special guest judge Jeff Goldblum weren’t cut from the final broadcast. And it didn’t take long for some viewers to let it be known they were extremely unimpressed by what was said. Hmmm…I’m sensing a theme this season.
Idris Elba Thinks We Should Remember COVID-19 By Quarantining Every Year For A Week
Last month, Idris Elba revealed that he had been diagnosed with COVID-19, which he might have gotten from Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s wife Sophie Trudeau. Then Idris’ wife Sabrina Dowhre tested positive for COVID-19. Idris has successfully recovered, which was possibly helped by the fact that he was reportedly asymptomatic from start to finish, and he’s been chilling out in isolation ever since. Idris kept everyone thoroughly updated on his coronavirus journey, and he’s not done talking COVID. The bad news for Idris is that he recently made a suggestion that didn’t go over so well with some people. I’m guessing Idris didn’t get the memo that the general public’s desire for celebrity COVID-19 advice has been dropping pretty fast.