THE QUEEN Got COVID-19
On February 10, it was announced that 73-year-old Prince Charles caught COVID-19 for the second time in a year (he caught it the first time in March 2020). Some people probably threw a, “Can you taste that shit?”, side-eye at THE QUEEN as she sipped on her pre-lunchtime gin and Dubonnet because she was with Future King Charles just two days before. And on February 14, it was announced that 74-year-old Future Queen Consort Camilla tested positive for COVID-19 too (and this came after Duchess Camilla went maskless at an event on February 10). Well, today it was announced that Coronavirus is fucking with 95-year-old THE QUEEN as well because she’s tested positive (and this comes after she went maskless at an in-person meeting on February 16). QUICK, somebody tells THE QUEEN’s royal pooches to double mask up and stay away from all humans in the palace because Coronavirus is running through that shit.
The Palace announced in a short statement today that THE QUEEN, who has been dealing with health issues lately, is experiencing mild symptoms but will continue to do a little work throughout the week. via People:
Buckingham Palace confirm that The Queen has today tested positive for Covid,” a short statement released on Sunday morning read. “Her Majesty is experiencing mild cold-like symptoms but expects to continue light duties at Windsor over the coming week.”
“She will continue to receive medical attention and will follow all the appropriate guidelines,” the statement concluded.
The BBC adds that THE QUEEN got her first Coronavirus vaccine shot in January 2021 and it’s believed she also got her follow-up shots. And it’s not exactly shocking news that several staffers at Windsor Castle, where THE QUEEN lives, also tested positive for COVID-19. Some of the “light duties” THE QUEEN is doing may include signing the check that’ll keep her trash son from facing sexual abuse allegations in court, and waving her hand while saying, “Print it, bitch!”, at statements written on her behalf. Because this morning, THE QUEEN congratulated Great Britain’s Curling teams for their Olympic wins:
The Queen has sent a message of congratulations to @TeamGB’s curling teams following their success at #Beijing2022#TeamGB
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) February 20, 2022
And this is obviously not the first time that THE QUEEN has dealt with a disgusting and tiring virus that gives everyone a headache and a serious case of the barfs (see: Prince Andrew).
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