Night Crumbs

February 14, 2022 / Posted by:

At just 9 months old, Naomi Campbell’s daughter is making her British Vogue debut on its March cover (and yes, they tell me that’s Naomi Campbell on the cover). Naomi didn’t say much when she announced she was a mom last year, and she doesn’t say much to Vogue either. Naomi only says that she’s keeping her daughter’s name private and that she didn’t adopt her daughter. Naomi is saving the details for her memoir, so you gotta pay to read all about the birth of Naomi Jr. (name pending), thankyouverymuch! But for now, we know that Naomi’s daughter is a Vogue cover girl, already knows her angles, and is probably looking at an off-camera stylist like, “Why am I not wearing anything when there’s a whole rack of couture onesies over there?” – People

As Prince Harry and Princess Eugenie did the Super Bowl, Duchess Camilla was probably finding out that she has COVID. Because just a few days after it was announced that Prince Charles has COVID, it was announced that Camilla has it too. Camilla did not self-isolate after Chuck tested positive and instead, her reckless ass has been doing events bareback-style (aka without a mask on). So that’s Prince Andrew’s cue to stop everything and shout, “See, see, Camilla’s the real menace of the royal family!”Lainey Gossip

Despite JLo peddling Marry Me hard, it flopped at the domestic box office this past weekend, making only $8 million. Although, to me, that’s not a flop, because I didn’t think anyone would pay to see an overblown Hallmark Hall of Fame movie – Pajiba

Van Jones has announced that he’s made a baby with his platonic friend Noemi and the two are not romantically involved and plan to raise the child together. Van Jones calls it “conscious co-parenting.” I don’t know if Goopy Paltrow is going to sue Van for copyright infringement or offer him a job as Goop’s new Head of Conscious Co-Parenting – ET Online

The political showmance romance of our time is over since former POTUS hopeful Cory Booker and former First Lady hopeful Rosario Dawson are done – Celebitchy

Kathy Griffin celebrated being cancer-free by shimmying her nipples at the birds – SOW

Megan Fox took a break from giving us all the heaves by touching tongues with Machine Gun Kelly in front of photographers to stick out her tongue in a selfie – Popoholic

Pic: British Vogue/Steven Meisel

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