Unfortunately, Prince Andrew’s recent positive COVID-19 test result that caused him to miss THE QUEEN’s Jubilee Thanksgiving service did not result in a case of long covid. SkyNews reports that Andrew was well enough and eager to attend today’s Garter Day ceremony but was shut down by a “family decision” that he needs to keep his ass indoors. I know that’s right! The Queen didn’t make it through her entire Jubilee in one piece only to get taken out by a flying cabbage that had been lobbed at Andrew’s silly hat.
Despite her recent health issues, THE QUEEN managed to make a very special balcony appearance at yesterday’s Platinum Jubilee Pageant. The crowd went wild, because, for them, THE QUEEN is Jennifer Aniston, The Rock, and all the Kardashians rolled into one. She’s a star! But guess who else is a star? Young ham-in-the-making, Prince Louis. And after getting a taste of fame for his Trooping the Colour hijinks, little Louis wasn’t about to let his great-grandmother hog the spotlight at her “pageant” (it was a parade). So he did what any 4-year-old would do at a Rainforest Cafe; he acted the fool.
Since THE QUEEN decided that guests wishing to join her on the balcony for the Platinum Jubilee edition of Trooping the Colour needed to show two forms of ID and a pay-stub from The Firm, as expected, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were absent, and according to People, watched the festivities from The Major General’s Office where they “could be seen playfully entertaining various young royals” whose wrist muscles aren’t yet sufficiently developed to endure the rigors of sustained royal waving. However that was not a problem for the littlest royal Prince Louis whose enthusiastic wrist-flopping and face-pulling absolutely stole the show. The Royal Family hasn’t produced a ham this big since The Queen offered Peppa Pig a Damehood.