Category: Drunk

Bam Margera Was Arrested For Public Intoxication

March 30, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the past few years, disappointingly, Bam Margera has traded wrecking shopping carts and April and Phil Margera’s home for wrecking his own second, third, and one-hundredth chances to turn his life around. At this point, every time former Jackass Bam’s photo appears above a post, people likely brace for the worst news, including his good friend Steve-O, who previously said he was done trying to set Bam straight and worries he’s going to die soon. He even somehow managed to vex Priscilla Presley. This time, Bam was arrested for public intoxication after causing a drunken scene inside a restaurant where his estranged wife and 5-year-old son were eating.

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Barry Keoghan Was Arrested In Dublin For Public Intoxication

April 18, 2022 / Posted by:

29-year-old Barry Keoghan, who is in Eternals, Dunkirk, and played the Joker in a deleted scene from The Batman, got into some trouble in northern Ireland and was busted for allegedly being a drunken annoying mess. People says that Barry was arrested earlier this month by Irish police after they got calls about him causing a scene on a balcony. Basically, he’s allegedly the drunken Evita of Ireland.

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Open Post: Hosted By Lizzo Drunkenly DM-ing Chris Evans

April 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Oh God, the drunken DM. I’m sure most of us have been there. Liquid courage confidence in the moment, total shame the next day. Now, as magazines have been telling us for years, celebrities are JUST! LIKE! US! And, this past weekend, Lizzo proved this to be true by having one too many drinkies and DM-ing Chris Evans on Instagram. But Chris did the gentlemanly thing, and instead of leaving her on the dreaded silent “read” (shudder), he actually followed Lizzo and responded. Lizzo, how you feelin’? Feeling good as hell?

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Tom Brady Celebrated His Seventh Super Bowl Win By Getting Day Drunk And Tossing Around The Lombardi Trophy

February 11, 2021 / Posted by:

Tom Brady left the New England Patriots to join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for a cool $30 million a year. And this year, the Buccs won the Super Bowl with major help from Tom Brady. To celebrate his seventh Super Bowl win, Tom got absolutely lit during the day and tossed around the Vince Lombardi Trophy and stumbled around through the assistance of good friends. I’m glad he had such a good time. I’m also glad that coronavirus doesn’t exist in Florida, otherwise all this Super Bowl celebrating would lead to a lot of infections!

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The Time That Nico Tortorella Got Arrested At Their High School Graduation

May 16, 2020 / Posted by:

With everything that’s been going on, it’s easy to forget that many young people are actually graduating from high school right about now. And since most of them have been spending the last two months studying online, their graduating ceremonies have gone digital, too. And what’s a virtual graduation ceremony without a pseudo-commencement speech (featuring some cringe-worthy details) from Nico Tortorella!

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Reese Witherspoon Says Her 2013 Arrest Was “Embarrassing”

April 18, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s not often we get video proof of celebrities acting like dummies with the law, but Oscar-winning American Citizen™, Reese Witherspoon, gave us one for the ages back in 2013 when her and husband, Jim Toth, were pulled over for doing some fucked-up driving in Atlanta. Reese, despite not being asked by the cop to get out of the car, got out of the car, readjusted her Zooey Deschanel wig and in a soft, yet pointed voice, blurted out some “do you know who I am?” nonsense.

As we know, Jim was arrested for DUI and failure to maintain a lane while driving and Reese was charged with disorderly conduct. Well, Reese is opening up about the fiasco and, needless to say, she’s no longer Laura Jeanne “THIS IS BEYOND” Poon. Well, not when a recording device is around anyway.

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