Tom Brady Celebrated His Seventh Super Bowl Win By Getting Day Drunk And Tossing Around The Lombardi Trophy

February 11, 2021 / Posted by:

Tom Brady left the New England Patriots to join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for a cool $30 million a year. And this year, the Buccs won the Super Bowl with major help from Tom Brady. To celebrate his seventh Super Bowl win, Tom got absolutely lit during the day and tossed around the Vince Lombardi Trophy and stumbled around through the assistance of good friends. I’m glad he had such a good time. I’m also glad that coronavirus doesn’t exist in Florida, otherwise all this Super Bowl celebrating would lead to a lot of infections!

To celebrate the Buccanneers win at Super Bowl LV, there was a “socially distant boat parade” in Tampa. Girl, where? Where was the social distancing? But because they’re called the Buccanneers, they all got drunk on boats. TMZ says that Tom was having such a good time that he decided to chuck the Lombardi Trophy to his teeammate Rob Gronkowski who was on a different boat:

Shit obviously got real, look how hyped Gronk got about his own boat. We know he loves a party boat:

Tom was absolutely lit by midday and video soon surfaced of him stumbling around thanks to tequila. Well, at least it was avocado tequila and not strawberry tequila, because then we’d know Tom was really fucking plastered.

Meanwhile, NBA star LeBron James dunked on Tom by pointing out he wasn’t allowed to get shit-faced in public after his sports win:

So let’s see, Tom Brady got day drunk on a boat and committed an act of first degree fuckery by throwing a heavy ass trophy around. Now all he has to do is wrestle a mask-less alligator for the last bottle of MD 20/20 Banana Red in the middle of a Walmart and he’ll be a certifiried Florida Man.

Pic: YouTube

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