Florida is still under a stay-at-home order (for now), but I guess Tom Brady either didn’t get the memo or like many, doesn’t give a fuck about the memo, because he was caught working out in a closed park in Tampa. I guess Tom Brady just doesn’t have the celebrity pull like Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez and can’t get a gym to open up just for him, so he had to work out in a public park like a nobody and got busted! The dumb fuck should’ve just worked out on one of the open beaches and he would’ve never gotten that little slap on his privileged wrist. Gisele Bundchen is totally going to give Tommy a stern talking to for this.
Tom and his family are currently living in Tampa, FL after leaving the New England Patriots and signing a $30 million a year contract with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. TMZ says that Tom Brady, who is known for making genius decisions, made the genius decision to work out in a public park in Tampa. A park staffer busted Tom’s ass.
The mayor of Tampa, Jane Castor, called out Tom Brady during a Facebook Live conversation with the mayor of St. Petersburg, Rick Kriseman:
“You know our parks are closed down and so a lot of our parks staff, they patrol around just to make sure people aren’t doing contact sports and things and saw an individual working out in one of our downtown parks… And, she went over to tell him that it was closed and it was Tom Brady.”
"Our parks are closed down so a lot of our park staff patrol around…and saw an individual working out in one of our downtown parks. She went over to tell him it was closed. And it was Tom Brady." https://t.co/fASoW4tCpu pic.twitter.com/u2Sbaczdwz
— WFLA NEWS (@WFLA) April 20, 2020
People thought Mayor Castor said that Tom had “been cited” but she meant “sighted.” Tom wasn’t ticketed, which I’m sure had nothing to do with him being a famous person. The City of Tampa also called Tom out on Twitter:
Sorry @TomBrady! Our @tampaparksrec team can’t wait to welcome you and our entire community back with even bigger smiles — until then, stay safe and stay home as much as you can to help flatten the curve. https://t.co/qRhReqqdK0
— City of Tampa (@CityofTampa) April 21, 2020
Tom must have thought that he can do whatever he wants since he has graciously graced Tampa with his god-like football skills. But sorry, Tom. This isn’t New England! This is The Gronk territory! Only he can run around during a quarantine like the Floridian King he is. Learn some respect!
And really, we should give Tom Brady some slack, because honestly, the Tampa house he’s renting from Derek Jeter is way too small to work out in. All the thoughts and prayers go to Tom Brady during this difficult time.
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 2, 2020