Category: The Eternals

Barry Keoghan Was Arrested In Dublin For Public Intoxication

April 18, 2022 / Posted by:

29-year-old Barry Keoghan, who is in Eternals, Dunkirk, and played the Joker in a deleted scene from The Batman, got into some trouble in northern Ireland and was busted for allegedly being a drunken annoying mess. People says that Barry was arrested earlier this month by Irish police after they got calls about him causing a scene on a balcony. Basically, he’s allegedly the drunken Evita of Ireland.

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Angelina Jolie Slams The Reported Middle Eastern Ban On “Eternals”

November 5, 2021 / Posted by:

Do you live in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, or Qatar, and were hoping to catch a screening of Eternals any time soon? Don’t count on it and it’s because of gay stuff.  Angelina Jolie, who plays Thena, recently spoke about the reported ban on Eternals, and she’s calling out Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Qatar’s bullshit when it comes to homophobic censorship.

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The Early Reviews For “Eternals” Are Lukewarm

October 28, 2021 / Posted by:

They reanimated Red Carpet Angelina Jolie and trotted her around the globe like a prized thoroughbred (they even tried to give her a real horse-hair mane!) for the premiere of Eternals and for what? The early reviews are in and it’s unanimous —  It’s no Dune!

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Angelina Jolie Had A Hair Extension “DISASTER” On The Red Carpet For “Eternals” In Rome

October 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Forget the hurricanes, fires and flooding the US has seen in the past several months, according to The Daily Mail, the real DISASTER occurred last night in Rome, Italy on the Eternals red carpet event for the 16th Rome Film Festival. No, nobody was struck by lightning but Eternals star Angelina Jolie’s wonky hair extensions caused a high-pressure system that IGNITED TWITTER. Sure, she looked great from the front, especially when flanked by her lovely daughters Zahara and Shiloh, but the moment she turned around, her choppy hair extensions at the back were so disastrous that not even ex-husband Brad Pitt and his trusty hammer could hope to Make It Right.

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Angelina Jolie Brought Most Of Her Children To The Premiere Of “Eternals”

October 19, 2021 / Posted by:

The most maternal of all the Eternals, Angelina Jolie, brought the entire child army save 17-year-old Pax to her Marvel premiere last night, in case you were wondering who the child army’s favorite parent should be. (Hint: it’s the one who lets them root through her closet and takes them to fancy red carpet events) According to People, Maddox, 20, Zahara, 16, Shiloh, 15, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 13, all joined Angie on the red carpet for the Hollywood premiere of Marvel’s Eternals, and Zahara wore the same Elie Saab gown Angie wore to the 2014 Academy Awards. Do you think Brad Pitt is going to let any of those rugrats touch his precious hat collection?! Not a chance.

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Kumail Nanjiani Says He’s Suffered Body Dysmorphia After Getting Buff For “The Eternals”

October 12, 2021 / Posted by:

In late 2019 Kumail Nanjiani was the cause of millions of jaw drops (ow!) when he totally transformed his body for his role as Kingo in The Eternals. Dude got so muscly he temporarily became the face of PornHub’s “Muscular Men” category. A few months later, Kumail modeled for the cover of Men’s Health, and admitted getting buff had given him body dysmorphia. By the end of 2020 he experienced major backlash after posting a super-buff Christmas dinner pic to Instagram. Social media users made fun of his muscles, jawline, and accused him of abusing steroids.

In a new interview with Vulture, Kumail says the critical tweets affirmed all his insecurities and didn’t help his body dysmorphia. He says that no matter how muscly he got, nothing was ever good enough. His ideal shape? Arnold Schwarzenegger from Pumping Iron. Oh boy. Maybe he should’ve kept things realistic and gone with Johnny Bravo.

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