Category: Bye Bitch
Prince Charles Probably Isn’t Going To Let Prince Andrew Ever Return As A Senior Royal
Prince Andrew is living proof that sometimes it doesn’t matter how rich and powerful your parents are, your never-ending privilege isn’t always able to bail your ass out of a sticky situation. So far it’s saved him from seeing the inside of a jail cell, but it hasn’t done much to save him from going down in history as Queen Elizabeth’s creepiest son. Eventually, The Crown will go to Prince Charles, and for a while, it sounded like the biggest headache Charles was about to inherit was the decision of what to do with Andrew. But thanks to Virginia Giuffre’s recent lawsuit, Charles’ hardest decision will be whether to fire his brother with a phone call or just shout “Bye Andy!” from the palace courtyard.
Jennifer Aniston Cut People Out Of Her Life For Not Being Vaccinated
Well, it looks like there are a few people who USED to be a part of Jennifer Aniston’s life and will no longer get an annual holiday basket filled with Aveeno stuff, SmartWater, tubs of VitalProteins, bottles of J by Jennifer Aniston, leftover Friends Reunion merch that nobody bought, and a letter reminding them all to not believe the tabloids and no, she isn’t pregnant with triplets she plans to name Brad One, Brad Two, and Brad Three. Because just like the entire city of New York, you gotta display (your vax card) to play with Jennifer Aniston. She told InStyle that she’s dumped anti-vaxxers in her life who don’t have the vaccine running through their veins. “Oh, so that’s why Jen won’t return my DMs about begging Adam Sandler to put me in Murder Mystery 2 and not because she completely forgot I exist like the rest of Hollywood,” thought noted anti-vaxxer, Rob Schneider.
Meghan McCain Is Milking The Hell Out Of The Attention For Quitting “The View”
It’s hard to believe Meghan McCain is only 36, because I’m positive we’ve all aged at least that many years since having to hear about this shrieking nepo-shrew whipping out the ghost of her father, John McCain, 85 times per episode of The View, as her tortured hair follicles silently scream for mercy because they don’t have a safe word. But all that is coming to an end very soon, because earlier this month, we learned that Meghan is packing up her bag of petty cuntery with co-workers, especially Joy Behar, and is leaving The View after four seasons. And since this is Meghan McCain we’re talking about, she’s obviously not going to go away quietly. People tells us that Meghan has responded to the gossip about her exit and is now packaging it as a bold, risk-taking adventure as only she and her particular brand of lib-loathing can embark upon.
Meghan McCain Is Out At “The View” After Four Years
Managers, everywhere, you’ve been warned! Now that Meghan McCain’s days are free, it’s only a matter of time before she asks to speak to YOU, bitch!
All of the living things inside of the NYC studio where The View tapes can finally pull the industrial-strength plugs out of their hearing holes, because next season, the spoiled hyena wail of Meghan McCain will not be heard. I thought that Meghan McCain would be on there until the end of time, but she announced today that she’s leaving the show later this month after four years. The question is: How are we going to remember that Meghan McCain is John McCain’s daughter without her reminding us daily?
Allison Mack Has Been Sentenced To Three Years In Prison For Her Role In NXIVM
Allison Mack tried very, very hard to keep out of prison. Like sheepishly twisting her hat in her hands, batting her eyes, and asking the judge, “Please sir, may I have zero prison time?.” But turning snitch on Keith Raniere didn’t have the effect she was hoping for. Allison Mack was hoping to avoid spending time in prison for her role in recruiting, trafficking, branding, and abusing women in NXIVM’s secret sex cult. But she got a three-year sentence instead.
Giuliana Rancic Is Leaving The E! Red Carpet, The Carpet Is Smiling, And Yes, Carpets Can Smile
The reckless, back-alley rage-hump between Cruella de Vil and a busted fire ant, Giuliana Rancic, is packing up her glittery kit bag of shifty, filterless bleats and leaving the E! red carpet for greener pastures at NBCUniversal for what sounds like fuckery behind the camera this time.
I didn’t know until just now that the tight little struggle tufts of a trash-trodden carpet could cry tears of joy, or that Zendaya‘s hair was prone to dancing fluttery little pirouettes when it was happy, but here we are. According to People, Giuliana loves to tell stories that aren’t centered in half-assed damage control. Who knew?