Category: Bye Bitch
Josh Duggar And His Smug Face Have Been Sentenced To 151 Months In The Clink
Well, it looks like Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar’s heave-inducing pleas for the judge to go easy on their pedophile son, Josh Duggar, fell harder than Michelle’s hair in humidity (or Jim Bob’s failed Senate campaign). Because Mr. Potato Head’s child-touching trash nephew was sentenced today to 12 and a half years in federal prison for possessing child sex abuse materials. If only cameras were allowed in the courtroom. My drug of choice today would be watching the smug fall off of Josh’s face as he was sentenced. But then again, I’m pretty sure the smug is permanently stuck to his mug.
Jamaica Is Currently Working On Plans To Drop The Queen As The Head Of State
Prince William and Duchess Kate are currently on a royal tour of the Caribbean, in honor of Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee, and as seen above, they recently paid a visit to Jamaica yesterday. The reception was mixed, to say the least. The Jamaican citizens in the picture above seem to be enjoying whatever boring story Willy is telling them. But not everyone was so thrilled at their arrival. Dozens of Jamaican leaders have decided to protest the visit, just like what happened when Will and Kate hit up Belize, due to the Royal Family’s colonial past. William and Kate better enjoy all those happy smiles they’re seeing on this visit because it might be their last time being greeted with anything besides a cold shoulder and directions to the nearest Howard Johnson. Jamaica is currently making plans to do what they need to do to evict William’s granny out of her seat as Jamaica’s head of state.
The Novaxx Vs. Australia Saga Is Finally Over: Novak Djokovic Has Been Deported
And it’s fitting that this happened on the Holy Day of Sunday because as we all know, Novak Djokovic is the Jesus of our time. Although, Jesus is probably looking down from Heaven like, “That’s a wrong comparison because even I wasn’t crucified this bad!”
The back-and-forth between Novak Djokovic and the Australian government over whether he can stay and play in the Australian Open is finally over. CNN reports that a federal court shit on Novak’s appeal today and upheld the decision to cancel his visa over his COVID-19 vaccination status. Novak could’ve dragged this messiness out even more by appealing to Australia’s top court, but he was running out of time since he was due to play in the Australian Open on Monday night. So he took the loss and left Australia. Surprisingly, he wasn’t carried through the airport on a cross.
Dior Suspends Their Collaboration With Travis Scott
Travis Scott has once again found himself on the receiving end of a “Don’t call us, we’ll…maybe call you after all this blows over” situation. Iconic fashion house Dior had been collaborating on a project with Travis’ Cactus Jack brand, which likely would have spelled $$$ for both of them upon its release. But, we don’t know if that collaboration will ever see the light of day. At the very least, we won’t see it any time soon, because Dior has made the announcement that they’ve suspended the project in the wake of the Astroworld Music Fest tragedy.
Kat Von D Is Closing Her Tattoo Shop From “LA Ink”
At the end of last year, non-Nazi/non-anti-vaxxer Kat Von D bought a mansion in Vevay, Indiana so she could escape California’s “tyrannical government overreach” and “ridiculous taxing.” And… COVID restrictions? Probably. At the time Kat assured everyone that she’d be only be Indiana part-time, and she wouldn’t be selling her LA tattoo shop. But yesterday she added an extremely delayed “…not!” and announced she was closing High Voltage Tattoo shop after 14 years in business and 4 seasons of TLC’s LA Ink. And West Hollywood wept…
Laura Prepon Says She’s No Longer In Scientology, And That Her Husband Ben Foster Never Was
It looks like Leah Remini has a new set of names to add to her Christmas card list this year. Because Laura Prepon, formerly one of Scientology’s most visible celebrities, has made it very clear that she does not fuck with L. Ron Hubbard, David Miscavige, and the rest of them anymore. Oh no! But who will Tom Cruise ask to reach things on the top shelf for him now that one of the Celebrity Center’s tallest members is gone? Time to get a good step ladder!