Category: Sara Haines
Open Post: Hosted By Joy Behar Wiping Out On “The View”
Looks like Meghan McCain finally mastered the art of astral projection, because her nemesis and former The View co-host, 79-year-old Joy Behar, fell hard and had a Life Alert moment on the show today. Now, I’m not explicitly suggesting that Meghan used her dark spirit energy to shove Joy, but also… are we sure she didn’t?
Barbara Corcoran Made A Fat Joke About Whoopi Goldberg On “The View” Yesterday
So yesterday Barbara Corcoran and the other richies from Shark Tank went on The View. The topic turned to Emma Grede, the CEO and co-founder (alongside Khloe Kardashian) of Good American jeans, who is set to be the first Black, female guest judge on Shark Tank. Host Sunny Hostin raved about Emma’s jeans, and Whoopi Goldberg commented that she’d have to try them. Then she joked, “Will they fit this COVID [butt]?” Ana Navarro replied, “They fit this COVID [butt]!” And everyone laughed, because, hey, that shit’s relatable. But then, for absolutely zero reason, Barbara fucking Corcoran jumped in with this: “When you get finished with those jeans, and decide you don’t like them, give them to me. I’m gonna make TWO PAIRS.” EXCUSE ME?! The sheer, unnecessary ordacity!
After The COVID-19 Fiasco On “The View,” Ana Navarro Says She’s Tested Negative Twice
On yesterday’s live taping of The View, the show got two unexpected guest hosts in the form of positive COVID-19 tests. One quick Whoopi fart second before Vice President Kamala Harris was supposed to come out, co-hosts Ana Navarro and Sunny Hostin were told by a producer to GTFO because they had just tested positive for Coronavirus. It was a moment almost as awkward as Kelly Osbourne thinking she really did something when she asked Donald Trump who’s going to clean his toilets if he deports Latino immigrants. Okay, not nearly as messy as that. But after some screamed STUNT and others thought that this was all a ruse to get out of asking Kamala Harris the tough questions about the situation at the border, Ana Navarro piped up to say that they were all ready to ask the hard questions and added that she’s since taken two more Coronavirus tests and both came back negative.
Sunny Hostin And Ana Navarro Were Pulled Mid-Show From “The View” After Testing Positive For COVID-19
Meghan McCain may be gone from The View but a more terrifying virus hit the set today when hosts, Sunny Hostin and Ana Navarro, were told they tested positive for COVID-19 and had to leave the show immediately. This was right before they were about to interview Vice President Kamala Harris,. Surprisingly they weren’t escorted off the stage by people in Hazmat suits yelling incoherently and spraying them down with an aerosol sanitizer. This would be a change from people in Hazmat suits turning the hose on the co-hosts after they get in one of their signature fights.
Meghan McCain Finally Said Goodbye To “The View” Today
Today was the long-awaited day, the day promised by scholars of old, foretold in ancient texts, predicted by the alignment of the cosmos: Meghan McCain’s very last day as a co-host on The View happened today. After four long years of suffering for everyone involved (but mostly for everyone not named Meghan McCain), Meghan is done as The View’s number one reason for Whoopi Goldberg to quickly cut to commercial. A few of Meghan’s nearest and dearest helped send her off in an uncharacteristically light-hearted final episode that didn’t erupt into a massive on-air fight. Too bad, really. You know Whoopi would have loved to have abruptly cut to commercial one last time, for old time’s sake.
Meghan McCain Is Out At “The View” After Four Years
Managers, everywhere, you’ve been warned! Now that Meghan McCain’s days are free, it’s only a matter of time before she asks to speak to YOU, bitch!
All of the living things inside of the NYC studio where The View tapes can finally pull the industrial-strength plugs out of their hearing holes, because next season, the spoiled hyena wail of Meghan McCain will not be heard. I thought that Meghan McCain would be on there until the end of time, but she announced today that she’s leaving the show later this month after four years. The question is: How are we going to remember that Meghan McCain is John McCain’s daughter without her reminding us daily?