Jennifer Aniston Cut People Out Of Her Life For Not Being Vaccinated

August 4, 2021 / Posted by:

Well, it looks like there are a few people who USED to be a part of Jennifer Aniston’s life and will no longer get an annual holiday basket filled with Aveeno stuff, SmartWater, tubs of VitalProteins, bottles of J by Jennifer Aniston, leftover Friends Reunion merch that nobody bought, and a letter reminding them all to not believe the tabloids and no, she isn’t pregnant with triplets she plans to name Brad One, Brad Two, and Brad Three. Because just like the entire city of New York, you gotta display (your vax card) to play with Jennifer Aniston. She told InStyle that she’s dumped anti-vaxxers in her life who don’t have the vaccine running through their veins. “Oh, so that’s why Jen won’t return my DMs about begging Adam Sandler to put me in Murder Mystery 2 and not because she completely forgot I exist like the rest of Hollywood,thought noted anti-vaxxer, Rob Schneider.

With the Delta variant (and don’t bring national treasure, Delta Burke, into this!) and possibly the Delta Plus variant (since everything needs a “plus” nowadays even a damn deadly infectious disease) threatening to take us back to January 2021, more and more companies and businesses are requiring their employees and customers to hand over proof that they’re vaccined or hand over a recent negative COVID-19 test. Add the business of Jennifer Aniston to that list. While talking to Laura Brown for an InStyle cover story, Jennifer admitted to regularly watching The Bachelor (future tabloid headline: Lonely Jen BEGS The Bachelorette Producers To Cast Her So She Finally Find True Love) and after Laura asked her if she watches anything else, she said she watches the news, which led to her saying that she doesn’t fuck with people who aren’t vaccinated since shit is way too serious out there:

JA: The news. CNN. I’ve really had to stop [keeping it on too much]. We all went through news fatigue, panic fatigue, during the pandemic because we were hoping one day we would wake up and hear something hopeful, and all we got was more insanity.

LB: Our worst of times. We could not see the way out.

JA: No. And there’s still a large group of people who are anti-vaxxers or just don’t listen to the facts. It’s a real shame. I’ve just lost a few people in my weekly routine who have refused or did not disclose [whether or not they had been vaccinated], and it was unfortunate. I feel it’s your moral and professional obligation to inform, since we’re not all podded up and being tested every single day. It’s tricky because everyone is entitled to their own opinion — but a lot of opinions don’t feel based in anything except fear or propaganda.

LB: Exactly. This whole time has been a real tell on people’s capacities. But you’ve managed to get a lot done during your time off. Plus, your hair is even blonder now.

JA: I know. I just sat out in the sun for 1,600 days straight and this is what happened.

..a few people in my weekly routine” makes me think that she’s talking about trainers or skincare artistes, and not really close friends or family. Jennifer’s forever hairstylist did her hair for her InStyle cover (see: below) so she’s not talking about him. But one person she doesn’t have to see that much anymore is her hair colorist since the sun is doing that job now. And yup, this means a collobration is coming. Prepare to see a box of “Sun-In x Jennifer Aniston” on a Rite-Aid shelf near you.

Pic: Wenn.com

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