Category: Bye Bitch
Scott Rudin Has Announced That He’ll Be Stepping Back From Several Projects In The Wake Of Numerous Abuse Allegations
Well what do you know, something has finally been done about Scott Rudin, the ubiquitous entertainment industry producer who was revealed to be an alleged nightmare to work for by multiple traumatized former employees. After The Hollywood Reporter published their exposé on Scott’s reported behavior, I expected Broadway might be the first to turn up the house lights on his career and announce it was time for Scott to take an early intermission, if you will. Because the cherry on top of an already bad year, would be watching the audience cringe as they read the words, “Produced by Scott Rudin” in their Playbill. But Scott beat everyone to it, by acknowledging the allegations against him, and announcing that he was leaving several productions.
T.I. Won’t Be In “Ant-Man 3”
Most people know T.I. as a rapper and reality TV star, alongside his wife Tameka “Tiny” Harris, but he also happens to be a part-time actor, and one of his more notable roles has been as Dave, longtime friend of former criminal Scott Lang, aka the titular Ant-Man (played by Paul Rudd). T.I. has played Dave in two films, 2015’s Ant-Man and 2018’s Ant-Man and the Wasp. And one might assume he’d pop back up in the upcoming Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, but we’re learning through sources connected to Variety that that’s not going to happen. Oh hmmm, I wonder why? I wonder I wonder I wonder. Such a mystery! Why would the Disney corporation want to cut ties with T.I., a man whose house is (allegedly) the opposite of the happiest place on earth? But no, according to Variety’s sources, that’s not the reason why T.I.’s face will be absent from the next Ant-Man film.
Armie Hammer Got Dropped By His Talent Agency And Publicist
Within a day after Evan Rachel Wood and several other women came out and said that Marilyn Manson is a mime makeup-covered wad of abusive smegma, he was dropped by his record label, booking agent, and two TV shows he was in. Well, Armie Hammer’s fall hasn’t been as quick but he has still medaled in The Alleged Abusive Asshole Olympics. Because Armie is out of an agent and a publicist today. “Wait, Armie Hammer had a publicist?!” thought everyone who has watched Armie Hammer make his PR nightmare even worse. Because of the shitty way he’s handled this, you’d think scat was Armie’s main kink.
Morgan Wallen Is Getting Dropped By Radio Stations After A Video Surfaced Of Him Saying The N-Word
Remember when Morgan Wallen was just that country music-singing guy who got temporarily cut from his Saturday Night Live job for kissing strangers and partying during a pandemic? It turns out that’s now the least of his professional reputation problems. Because Morgan Wallen recently outed himself as the type of person to casually drop the N-word.
Armie Hammer “Leaves” Another Project As His “Call Me By Your Name” Collaborators Work On A Cannibal Love Story
The inbox of Call Me By Your Name director, Luca Guadagnino, better brace itself because Armie Hammer is about to slam it with email after email, begging to put him in Luca’s new cannibal love story movie since he’s got pages upon pages of his cannibal fantasies to prove he’s perfect for it. “Remember how I wanted to switch the peach with a heart in Call Me By Your Name?” is possibly something Armie will write. Besides, Armie may need the work since he’s out of another job.
Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Have Won!
FUCKING FINALLY! “You’re fired!” – America to trump.
You’re probably reading this from inside of a Russian research vessel with a $200 million necklace in your pocket because we’re all Old Rose from Titanic since we’ve been waiting 84 years for this election to fucking end. It’s been decades since Election Day, and yes 2000-me is looking at 2020-me like, “Calm down, we had to wait until DECEMBER, also you should’ve used more moisturizer, trick!” But the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election has finally been called. Joe Biden is now the President-elect and with Kamala Harris, we will soon have our first woman and person of color Vice President!!! Well, the good news for Trump is that he no longer has to pretend like he doesn’t know how to pronounce Kamala’s name because he can keep it simple and call her Madame Vice President. And that thud you heard wasn’t only from all of the White House silverware falling out of Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric’s coats as they try to smuggle stuff out. It’s also from Election Night Masters, CNN’s John King and MSBNC’s Steve Kornacki, passing out into 4-year comas, which they’ll wake up from on Election Night 2024.