Category: A$AP Rocky

The Name Of Rihanna And A$AP Rocky’s Son Has Been Revealed Almost A Year After His Birth

May 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Last year, Rihanna delivered her first child, a son with A$AP Rocky, and the world wept because we finally understood we’re never getting new music from her again. That is unless she decides to create a few lullabies and nursery rhymes for Millennial parents. But aside from that, Rihanna has remained tight-lipped about her son’s first name while dragging us through an entire year and super second baby announcement for the reveal. And a huge part of me wishes she had waited even longer, mainly because she reportedly named him after an iconic 90s rapper whose group famously admitted that their music is 100% for the children (and no, she didn’t name him ODB, but she should have).

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

The Cockroach Who Upstaged Rihanna At Last Night’s Met Gala!

At last night’s Met Gala tribute to Karl Lagerfeld, guests were probably heard screaming, “That shameless Marjorie Taylor Greene has struck again and crashed the Met Gala,” and “I didn’t know Harvey Weinstein was out of prison!” Because a roach crashed the Aquafresh Toothpaste-looking carpet. And yes, I expect to be hit with a defamation lawsuit from the roach community for comparing them to those two. But while everybody was waiting for Rihanna’s always-late ass to grace the Met Gala with her glamorous presence, a roach hit the scene and instantly became the belle of the Met Gala ball.

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Rihanna, A$AP Rocky, And Their Baby Boy Cover British Vogue

February 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Rihanna, A$AP Rocky, and their wildly adorably baby boy, whose name we still don’t know, cover the March issue of British Vogue. The interview was conducted five weeks before her performance at the Super Bowl, and she talked about her halftime show plans, life as a new mom, and her long-awaited ninth album, which she claims will likely be out this year. I want to believe her; I really do. But I’m scared that this is a trick, and “Album” will actually be the name of a new Fenty highlighter. Fool me once…

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Olivia Wilde Attempted To Quell Backlash She Got For Calling A$AP Rocky “Hot” In Her Instagram Story

February 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Olivia Wilde’s been single for a quick five minutes, so if you live in the greater L.A. area and have noticed dumpsters filled to the brim with bras and the pungent scent of red wine vinegar and Grey Poupon wafting through the air, she’s probably the culprit. And since the seemingly never-ending Don’t Worry Darling chaos train reached its last stop a few months ago, she’s been devoid of her platform to burp out dumb things as often. But it seems like Olivia can never JUST NOT for too long, so she tethered her unquenchable thirst onto A$AP Rocky after a clip of him supporting his girlfriend Rihanna’s Super Bowl performance went viral. In it, Olivia tagged both A$AP and Rih and called him “hot” and said the video “put her over the edge.” Backlash over her Story ensued because A$AP’s not single, and his girlfriend had just announced they were expecting another baby during said performance, so Olivia deleted it. But of course, she fought JUST NOT and was back on her bullshit soon after by re-posting the Story, this time with the clarification that she meant it was “hot to respect your partner.

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Rihanna Reportedly Gave Birth To A Baby Boy Last Week

May 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Did you just hear a languished, frustrated scream sent into the ether? It wasn’t Rihanna giving birth, it was all the people who just heard she gave birth last week and realized that our eyes will no longer be gifted all the showstopping glamour of Rihanna turning out not-maternity maternity looks. But Rihanna has better things to worry about, like her and A$AP Rocky’s baby who she gave birth to last Friday.

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Rihanna And A$AP Rocky Had A Rave-Themed Baby Shower, And Cops Searched His House And Found Guns

April 28, 2022 / Posted by:

So, there’s fun news and not-so-fun news out of Camp Rihanna and A$AP Rocky. Let’s start with the fun: the couple hosted an intimate rave-themed baby shower in Hollywood last Friday. Now for the not-so-fun: TMZ reports that cops searched A$AP Rocky’s home in connection to his recent arrest, and they found multiple guns. Detectives will run ballistic tests on the weapons to see if any of them are connected to the alleged shooting incident back in November, but TMZ is already reporting that sources close to Rocky quickly determined that the  “lawfully purchased and legally registered” weapons aren’t connected at all. Oh, phew! It’s just a bunch of innocent guns. Continue reading

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