Category: Carter Reum

Paris Hilton Named Her Son Phoenix Barron Hilton Reum

February 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton revealed the name of her and Carter Reum’s baby boy, who was born via surrogate last month. And yes, Paris followed in the footsteps of her parents and named her kid after a city. Lemme guess… Mesquite? Shreveport? Boise? All gorgeous options. But Paris went with something that she felt symbolized life’s “disasters and triumphs”: Phoenix. Huh. I woulda gone with something more literal, like Warsaw, but you do you, Paris.

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Paris Hilton Thought She Might Be Asexual Before Meeting Her Husband, Carter Reum

February 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton exists in pop culture largely because of her sex tape from the early aughts, croaking “that’s hot” in her sexy baby voice at every opportunity, and her revolving door of relationships and engagements throughout the years. Though I’d believe Paris if she decided to come out as photosexual since she’s prone to eye-fuck any lens that points in her direction, it’s surprising that she says she considered herself asexual until she met her current husband/baby daddy, Carter Reum (FYI, the “ct” in the middle of his last name is invisible, but not silent!).

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Paris Hilton Announced That She And Carter Reum Welcomed A Baby

January 25, 2023 / Posted by:

When Kathy Hilton said too much about Paris Hilton’s difficult fertility journey back in November, Paris quickly grabbed the mic from her simpleminded mom and clarified that she and her husband, Carter Reum, both 41, planned to enjoy their first year of marriage before cooking up one of their IVF embryos in 2023. And here we are! 2023 has only barely kicked in the door (although this January feels like it’s never going to end), and just like she promised, Paris and Carter have a new baby, and it’s a boy!

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Paris Hilton Denies Her Mother Kathy’s Claims She’s Struggling To Conceive A Child

November 17, 2022 / Posted by:

If you’re anything like me you’ve spent some of your dumb-down time watching the past season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where we were treated to ga-jillionaire Kathy Hilton throwing shade (and alleged tantrums) while looking 100% unbothered. She has no filter and gives zero fucks how anyone takes it. And speaking of taking it, former infrared ingenue Paris Hilton is not pleased with her mother’s loose lips after Kathy claimed Paris and her deadbeat dad husband Carter Reum are experiencing challenges conceiving a child. In response, Paris is admitting she has no idea what Kathy is talking about. Oh, Kathy. At it again!

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Paris Hilton’s New Husband, Carter Reum, Has A 9-Year-Old Child Who He’s Only Met Once

November 16, 2021 / Posted by:

40-year-old Paris Hilton just got married to 40-year-old rich dude, Carter Reum. And guess what? No, they didn’t break up already. They actually made it through their three-day wedding party last weekend and it’ll all be on her Peacock reality show, Paris In Love. But Page Six has discovered that Carter has a secret daughter. But this child was actually only a secret to us because all the spokespeople are saying the “people who this story matters to” already knew. Well, maybe loop in his actual daughter to that list, because sources claim once the 9-year-old girl–who Carter has seen oncesaw press about him marrying some famous woman and “starting” a family, she felt some type of way. The Deadbeat Dads Club really does get bigger each year.

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Paris Hilton Got Married To Carter Reum

November 12, 2021 / Posted by:

As if people who go to war don’t experience enough trauma, now they share their day of honor with Paris Hilton who yesterday, on Veteran’s Day, entered into her first marriage with venture capitalist, Carter Reum. Day one of Paris’ three-day wedding kicked off with celebrities descending on Paris’ late grandfather’s Bel-Air estate to watch Paris walk down the aisle while Care Bears dressed as unicorns held her train and blew cotton candy-scented bubbles. I’m kidding, but I’m just guessing from her NFT collection and Instagram page what her taste profile is like.

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