Jennifer Garner Is One Of People’s Most Beautiful
Jennifer Garner is being celebrated for her decision to not get a large phoenix tattoo covering her whole back by being put on the cover of People’s Most Beautiful Issue. Of course Jennifer Garner has done more then just divorce Ben Affleck, she also works for Save the Childred, started an organic baby food company (how on brand), keeps the paparazzi industry alive, and she looks like the mom next store that everyone wants to bone.
Beyonce Raked in $60 Million For Her Netflix Deal, And Got $8 Million For Her Coachella Set
The Beyhive got their stingers in a twist when their Google alerts went all dingy this week with the vicious claim that Ariana Grande got paid twice as much as their leader Beyonce to headline Coachella. I mean, it makes sense, since Ariana had the best four members of NSYNC in her Coachella show, and Beyonce didn’t even TRY to get O-Town for hers. But because this is not a belated April Fool’s Day prank, and anyone on their meds would know that we are living in real life world and not The Upside Down, of course there is no way in Hell, on God’s Green Earth, or while Beyonce is still living and breathing (and probably into the Afterlife, who are we kidding) that type of wage gap disparity would actually happen to the Queen of the Honey Bucket Pot.
Hilaria Baldwin Went On “Today” To Talk About Why She Went Public With Her Potential Miscarriage
Alec Baldwin’s wife, the mother of four of his thoughtful little kittens (I’m sure that’s what he calls them now), and Instagram yoga artiste Hilaria Baldwin posted a bare belly lingerie pic on her usual stomping grounds (or downward dogging-ing grounds I should say) last week with a caption about how she’s pregnant with her fifth child and believes she’s having a miscarriage. Hilaria went on Today (via People) this morning and she’s still not exactly sure whether she is experiencing a miscarriage or not. She also continued sharing her story, fueled by her desire to lessen the stigma around miscarriage and first-term pregnancy. And she also answered to people calling her an attention whore for sharing her thoughts on Instagram.
Lil Xan’s Fiancee Annie Smith Had A Miscarriage
It’s a somber day for us here at Xanity 2, the headquarters for the small subgroup of Lil Xan fans over the age of 30. Lil Xan’s fiancee Annie Smith claims she has suffered a miscarriage, ending a 2-month pregnancy that most people thought was fake to begin with. When Annie last updated us on her tummy full of Lil Xan, she defended herself against allegations that the ultrasound pictures she shared from her phone belonged to somebody else. And despite the fact that multiple people were able to see those very same pictures by doing a quick Google search of “9-week ultrasound”, Annie maintained she was in a Xamily way. Until yesterday that is, when she challenged the reading comprehension of her and Lil Xan’s fans by embedding the sad news in a lengthy caption that accompanied various videos from the early days of their relationship.
Trump Vows That The FBI Will Look Into What Happened In The Jussie Smollett Case
Today in “takes one to know one, bitch“, Donald Trump called the dropping of all 16 felony charges against Jussie Smollett an embarrassment to our nation, and tweeted that the FBI and the Department of Justice will put their magnifying glasses over what the fuck happened there. That’s surprising since you’d think Trump would congratulate another alleged schemer for getting away with the alleged scheme they busted out. But since Trump has to shart out his thoughts on whatever’s trending on Twitter, he mouth sharted out his thoughts on the Jussie Smollett case. Expect Trump to mouth shart out his thoughts about those anti-semitic over-sliced bagels, and yes, he’s going to tweet that he loves them. He would.
Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 42 – Another Day, Another Plot Twist In The Jussie Smollett Saga
The 16 charges against Jussie Smollett have all been dropped, and while Allison and I talk about that, we of course get into the plight of the sewers and the environment thanks to baby wipes. Blame Terrence Howard, as usual. We also talk about Elisabeth Hasselbeck praying to god over Rosie O’Donnell having a crush on her, Barbra Streisand’s not-so-hot take on Leaving Neverland, and chickenpox parties.
Also on the plate: Scary Spice getting on Ginger Spice, Julianne Moore wanting to wear a fat suit, Pauly D’s etched abs, and Keanu Reeves’ entertaining the people on a bus. We end with Dlisted Court where we decide if sampling food at a grocery store is wrong or right. I hope they don’t get podcasts in heaven, because my abuelita, who was a sampling food master, doesn’t need to hear this.
You can find us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, Spotify, and Google Play. And if you’ve got any ideas, tips or need advice, e-mail us at: [email protected].
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: RSS