Category: Dlisted: The Podcast

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 61 – Scat Empress

October 16, 2019 / Posted by:

This podcast is usually shit, but we really get into shit thanks to Jonathan Van Ness being the new spokesbutt of Poo-Pourri. But before we go there, we talk about the WAG Wars that have made me miss Footballers Wives, Jeremy Renner’s ex-wife threatening to expose his nudes, and The National Enquirer trying to get nudes from Ronan Farrow.

We also get into Hugh Grant becoming an old man yelling at cloud (or in this case, at the volume of movies), the name of Amber Rose’s second son, Kim Gordon visiting Disney Jail, Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, and the bride who asked if she’s an asshole for thinking about overcharging guests on booze so she and her groom can make a profit.  So, nudes, poop, revenge, and overpriced booze are what’s on the menu for this episode.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 60 – George Washington Wigs

October 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Allison and I start by covering Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan suing EVERY BRITISH TABLOID EVER (okay, like three of them, or so) and that leads us to getting into a topic that really intrigues us: the old-time fluffy white wigs the barristers wear in court. From there, we talk about Justin and Hailey Bieber’s latest victims, which cost them $35,000, the Russian dude who is suing Apple for his iPhone turning him gay, and our disgust at candy corn being named the Worst Halloween Candy again.

We also get into Helena Bonham Carter summoning the spirit of Princess Margaret, Kylie Jenner’s gross wealth disgusting people who don’t know who Kylie Jenner is, Meghan Trainor saying that her husband is like a serial killer, the sad Golden Girls costume for Target, and Richard Gere and Sylvester Stallone fighting over Princess Diana back in the day. And we end by celebrating two very special holidays where you pretty much eat until your blood sugar levels explode.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 59 – (Muh Muh Muh Muh) Joker Face

October 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Allison and I start with the non-celebrity, but very damn fascinating, saga of the American couple who claim that the little Ukrainian girl they adopted was really an adult psychopath who was out to murder them. Once we spend approximately 10 hours (or around 15 minutes, which is 10 hours in Dlisted: The Podcast time) on that story, we also talk about whether or not we want to see that Joker crap, the expensive regret on Aaron Carter’s face, and Jennifer Lopez reading actresses left and right in the 90s.

We also get into JLo and Shakira teaming up for the Super Bowl Halftime Show, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin torturing their weddings guests by making them watch The Notebook, Mark Ronson realizing he’s not a sapiosexual after saying he identifies as a sapiosexual, Mayor Pete’s shit taste in television shows, and Star Wars’ first openly gay couple…. which after I learned what species they were, got a sarcastically gay, “Wow, thanks, Star Wars,” from me.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 58 – Beautifully Basic Buffet

September 25, 2019 / Posted by:

We start this episode by getting into a gorgeous song that has lived in my brain for a million years. And after I pay tribute to the Food Network Star goddess that is Lisa Garza, we talk about how well we did with our Emmy guesses (SPOILER ALERT: not that well), the Michelle Williams/Michelle Williams debacle, Demi Moore calling out Ashton Kutcher for using threesomes to pass his peen to side pieces, Thomas Middleditch becoming the face of “the lifestyle,” and the carefree mom who is totally relaxed and calm when it comes to behavior at slumber parties.

We also get into the end of Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Jenner, Blac Chyna getting her toes sucked at a restaurant, Lady Gaga possibly playing Audrey in the Little Shop of Horrors remake, Mark Ronson declaring that he’s a sapiosexual, and the candy wars, which not only tore the internet apart but tore apart my relationship with Allison (not at all)!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 57 – Ruh Roh

September 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Being the highly esteemed film critics that we are, Allison and I start this episode by reviewing Hustlers down to whether or not it had enough soft dick in it. From there, we talk about Felicity Huffman getting a tear drop tattoo while spending 14 days in jail, and Shane Gillis getting the Guinness World Record for going from “new dude on SNL” to “dude who got fired from SNL” in about three seconds.

We also quickly get into the weird union of Zooey Deschanel and a Property Brother, the Whitney Houston hologram hitting the road, women getting their Resting Bitch Face fixed, the horny Hiddlestoner who allegedly had an orgasm during his play, and Ari Linedyke Jr. squirting titty leche onto his eyeball to cure pink eye.

And being the highly-esteemed TV critics that we are, Allison and I end by spending 15 hours predicting the winners of the Emmys. 15 hours is a long time, but the Emmys ceremony is going to be three times longer than that, at least.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 56 – Britney Spears, Furries, Cat Washes, Oh My!

September 11, 2019 / Posted by:

We get right into Britney Spears’ newest conservatorship situation including Daddy Spears going crazy on her son and her new custody agreement with KFed, which leads to me telling a truly embarrassing KFed story. After that, we talk about Lana Del Rey becoming furry enemy #1 and Zazie Beetz rebooting “whore bath” as “cat wash” while talking about how Americans shower too much.

We also get into possible Oscar nominee Jennifer Lopez, Linda Hamilton being celibate for 15 years, Ms. Monopoly, Jake Gyllenhaal saying that “intimacy” is the key to his self-care, and Flume eating ass at Burning Man. Goodnight to that.

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