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Smurf Vitamins!
If Google existed in the 1980s, one of the most Googled questions from parents would have been, “My stupid kid just swallowed the contents of an entire bottle of Flintstones vitamins, does this mean I have to take ’em to the ER? Please say no because I don’t want to miss my Knot’s Landing. DVRs don’t exist yet.” Flintstones ruled the delicious kids vitamin scenes in the olden days, but of course, many, many tried to get a piece of the game including The Smurfs! Continue reading
Night Crumbs
Usually an episode of James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke causes my last nerve to snap, but this one starring international jewel Celine Dion gave me perfect vision, cleared my sinuses, and coated my ear tunnels with liquid gold thanks to her opulent nightingale voice. It may do the same for you, as long as you keep your eyes away from that rejected Travolta wig on James’ wig – Just Jared
“Oh, Kate, I’m going to give you another special medal for keeping Gunne Sax alive with that dress” is definitely something that THE QUEEN said to Duchess Kate while touring the Chelsea Flower Show garden with her – Lainey Gossip
Like Julia Roberts, I’ve never seen an episode of Game of Thornes, but I Googled “Wildings” so fast after someone told her she looks like one – Pajiba
Every Single Dressbarn Store Is Closing
In the near future, malls and strip malls will only be filled with Starbuckseseseseses (yes, that’s plural for Starbucks), money laundering places fronting as cell phone case stores, and Bath & Body Workseseseseses (again, that’s plural for Bath & Body Works). We already lost the reasonably priced emporium of elegance ensembles that was Charlotte Russe, and now we’re losing Dressbarn, which if you’re not familiar with, sells dresses to humans and doesn’t sell dresses to horses, pigs, cows, and chickens. Although, now I really want to go to a store that sells dresses to chickens.
Britney Spears Is Trying To End Her Conservatorship And Says She Was Put In A Mental Facility Against Her Will
Britney Spears checked into a mental health facility reportedly to work on things after her father got sick. Then it was reported that was all a ruse and Brit was getting help before things really went south. People then thought that Britney was being held against her will at this mental health facility and soon #FreeBritney was trending and it became a huge issue. Her sister, Jamie-Lynn, had to yell at us, and Sam Lutfi even popped back into our live, trying to take advantage of a bad situation. Well, now Britney herself is saying #FreeBritney and she’s talking to a judge about ending the conservatorship she’s been under since 2008.
Open Post: Hosted By Chickendales Led By Magic Sanders
KFC US saw KFC Hong Kong’s popcorn-infused popcorn chicken and pfft’d at it, because they knew they were about to make pussies pop (or cringe, depending on what your kink is) for Mother’s Day. Buff Colonel Sanders wants moms to bust out some coochie gravy this Mother’s Day and so KFC has teamed up with Chippendales, which is fitting since both pump their main products up with hormones.
Lil Xan Says He’s Not Sure His Fianceé Annie Smith Was Ever Pregnant
Lil Xan’s fianceé Annie Smith says she got pregnant with a Lil Xanby, and because her ultrasound picture was one snatched from Google, some speculated her pregnancy was faked. Then she said she had a miscarriage. Lil Xan is forever a gentleman so he wants everyone to know that if there was a fake pregnancy he had nothing to do with it. I means it’s a weird flex but sure Lil Xan, sure.