Category: Coachella

Frank Ocean Has Dropped Out Of Coachella’s Second Weekend And Blink-182 Will Replace Him As Headliner

April 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Frank Ocean was originally supposed to headline Coachella in 2020. Then COVID came along and proved to be a bigger health hazard to music festivals than Gerard Butler fucking a random in a Porta Potty. Frank headlined this year’s Coachella instead, and it was his first live performance in six years. So his fans (The Oceanographers?) were ready, but many of them ended up with a serious case of musical blue balls. Some who were in the audience during Frank Ocean’s first Coachella set last weekend say that they probably would’ve gotten a more exciting performance from a third-tier tribute act called Frank Puddle in a show sponsored by Ambien. So it’s no surprise that Frank isn’t headlining Coachella’s upcoming second weekend, and he blamed his bunk ankle on what took him out.

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Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton’s Bodyguard Chasing Her Around Coachella

April 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Coachella 2022 is officially over. A total bummer for influencers, wannabes, 24-hour party people, and Vanessa Hudgens. Oh, and *the* OG “famous for being famous” pioneer. No, not Zsa Zsa Gabor, she’s dead! Not Angelyne, either. I’m talking about Paris Hilton. Last weekend the 40-year-old hit up the music festival with her new husband, Carter Rheum. Soon, TikTok footage of Paris dancing around the desert went viral, mainly due to her very serious-looking bodyguard. Obviously, the poor guy had to follow Paris’ every move, and, at one point, her frolicking got so fast, that he was forced to break into a jog. I hope Paris bought him a $30 water bottle. Continue reading

Revolve Responds To Influencers Comparing Their Invite-Only Event At This Year’s Coachella To Fyre Festival

April 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Coachella happened this past weekend, and based on the footage I’ve seen, I’d rather spend the weekend doing my taxes (which I did). Hanging out in the hot desert with hordes of boring narcissists glued to their phones? Plus you have to use port-a-potties? No thank you please! And, as NBC News reports, there was the drama at Revolve Festival…

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The Weeknd Played A Voicemail Apology At Coachella, And People Think It Was From Bella Hadid

April 18, 2022 / Posted by:

This year’s Coachella began with a whole lot of drama, by way of Kanye West pulling out at the last minute, possibly due to the drama in his personal life. He was quickly replaced by The Weeknd, who might have brought some of his own personal life drama to his Coachella set. No, he didn’t sing out an itemized list of all the ways Coachella organizers like to mess with performers’ bank accounts. The Weeknd played a real-sounding voicemail at the end of one of his songs, and a whole lot of people believe it was a very real voicemail from his ex-girlfriend, Bella Hadid.

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Big Sean Says That He Got Paid Way, Way, Way Less Than Harry Styles For Coachella Despite Rivaling Crowd Size

April 18, 2022 / Posted by:

This past weekend, the Coachella Valley in California saw a gaggle of influencers take a billion selfies while done up like rejects at a Mad Max-themed rave and that could mean only one thing: It’s Coachella time. The first week of Coachella (the influencer photo-shoot location that is also a musical festival) happened over the weekend. Friday night’s headliner was Harry Styles and Big Sean also performed that day. And when it was pointed out that Big Sean’s crowd was just as big as Harry Styles, he let everyone know that Coachella got him at a major discount!

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The Weeknd Reportedly Threatened To Pull Out Of Coachella If He Didn’t Get Paid The Same Amount That Kanye West Was Going To Get

April 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Yesterday we learned that the people who put on Coachella had found someone who was willing to pop in at the last minute to take over Kanye West’s vacant headlining slot. It was announced that The Weeknd and Swedish House Mafia will share the spot. But according to Page Six, the deal was not completely done when  Coachella announced their new headliners and The Weeknd threatened to bounce over money.

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