Vogue Was Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Putting Kendall Jenner In What Looked Like An Afro
What we have here is a match made in “What the hell are you doing” heaven. We’ve got Vogue, a magazine that probably has a cultural appropriation apology statement prepared before they send anything to the publisher. We’ve also got the Kardashian-Jenners, a family that maybe should start asking their black friends “Is this okay?” before they do their hair or makeup. Put them together, and we’ve got Vogue issuing an apology to anyone who thought it was wrong that they put Kendall Jenner in some very curly gravity-defying hair and painted freckles on her face.
Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 18 – Waiting At The Lindo Wing Door
One good thing this podcast has done for me is given me yet another platform where I can curse Duchess Meghan for getting to do Prince Hot Ginge on the regular. And I do that for a good chunk of this episode. Allison and I talk about the latest royal baby news. Then we get into the tragic split of Piggy Smalls’ parents and go back in time to when Nicole Kidman was married to Tom Cruise. We also dreamcast the Amy Winehouse biopic and spit at the makers of the Golden Girls cereal. Thank you for NOT being a friend to Golden Girls fans, Funko.
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Stacey Dash Got Secret Married
For a woman who seems to take her angry typing fingers to her keyboard every ten minutes or so, Twitter Politician Stacey Dash did a great job staying mum about the fact that she got secret married back on April 6. The wedding, Stacey’s fourth, took place in Florida (because of course it did). And who is the lucky groom? Stacey’s fellow is a man by the name of Jeffrey Marty, better known as the man who created the fake Twitter handle @RepStevenSmith who was the first (and most importantly fake) “member of Congress” to endorse Trump for President.
These two lovebirds seem like a match made in Conservative heaven! Someone assemble a reality camera crew and start filming this STAT!
Afternoon Crumbs
The teaser trailer for the live-action Aladdin movie, directed by Guy Ritchie, is out. What I’m getting from it is that on the way to the Cave of Wonders must be a full-service salon, which is why Aladdin’s (played by Mena Massoud) hair, skin, and eyebrow game is photo shoot ready fresh. I bet Genie popped out like, “Bitch, I’ll grant you three wishes as long as you give me the secrets to your flawless eyebrow situation.” – Pajiba
Marvel isn’t about to mess with the money-making formula that filled their pockets like movie theaters getting filled with panty pudding when Michael B. Jordan’s shirtless body popped up on the screen in Black Panther – Lainey Gossip
If you’re gay and engaged, but didn’t get engaged at a pop star’s concert, did you even get engaged at all? – Towleroad
My new favorite exercise is the cardio eyeroll I do every time Hilaria Baldwin talks about her post-birth body – Celebitchy
Coco Montrese needs to send NeNe Leakes a cease and desist for stealing her painted-up face – Reality Tea
Dua Lipa should go down to the free clinic and get those spots looked at – Hollywood Tuna
How many shows and movies about Ole’ Raw Hamburger Balls do we need? – Just Jared
Okay, but were these twinks even alive in 1999? Yes, I’m too lazy to Google – OMG Blog
Yes. – SOW
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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 17 – The Girls Are Fighting
It’s a very special day today (and no, I’m not talking about Princess Eugenie’s wedding, but congrats, girl). It’s Allison birthday, and we should devote the entire episode to her, but we’ve got business to get into like Lana Del Rey vs. Azealia Banks, Kanye West visiting the Orange House, and the emotional support squirrel who was kicked off of a Frontiers flight. We also quickly say words about Chassie (Channing Tatum and Jessie) and Melania Trump getting on the cross to declare herself one of the most bullied people in the world. Our episode ends with Allison and I taking a page from Lena Dunham by listing our most favorite and least favorite of Taylor Swift’s boyfriends. And yes, I’m still judging Birthday Girl Allison for her most favorite.
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The AMAs Red Carpet Really Brought Out The Sparkles
The American Music Awards doesn’t have the respectability of the Grammys or the pizazz of the MTV VMAs, but it’s got…well, it’s got a pointy award and people that show up, and that’s all you really need for a music award show. As such, guests still put in some effort for the red carpet. Post Malone’s hair is still a mess and he’s got those “Yes I’ve been slowly picking off my Shellac manicure” nails, but he also came through with a bedazzled belt buckle and nudie suit made by Union Western Clothing featuring his initials and several snakes. I guess he didn’t get the memo that Taylor Swift had the whole snake thing locked down last night. Oh well, it still pulled his whole look together. That is, if he was going for a look that tells people he’s a very successful businessman who sells snakes at an Alabama swap meet.