Kate Winslet “Thought” About Those Allegations Before Deciding To Work With Woody Allen
When it was rumored about a year ago that Kate Winslet would be starring in Woody Allen’s latest talks-too-fast flustered people film, it isn’t a stretch to say that some people raised their eyebrows like, “Girl, him?“. As it turned out, the rumors were true, and she was filming Wonder Wheel with Justin Timberlake. Again, one can assume someone pulled Kate aside and asked, “Do you need me to Google ‘Woody Allen’ for you? Because I can, but, like, heads up – the results will be gross.”
Kate recently admitted during an interview with The New York Times to promote The Mountain Between Us and Wonder Wheel that, yes, she’s totally aware of Woody Allen’s completely vomit-triggering alleged reputation. Just like how she was completely familiar with Roman Polanski’s alleged reputation too. Wow, okay, Kate – you didn’t have to go there, but I guess that’s where we’re going now.
Warner Bros. Reportedly Wants Leonardo DiCaprio For That Joker Origin Movie
It’s AMAZING what you can find on Google by merely typing in “bad Joker cosplay.” Hollywood is desperately trying to forget Jared Leto’s portrayal of the Joker as an annoying Manic Panic addict with a melanin deficiency in the execrable Suicide Squad. Warner Bros. is trying to make a Todd Phillips-directed origin story for the Joker, and Martin Scorsese is reportedly on board to executive-produce it (!!!) in hopes of a quality, classy production. Both Variety and The Hollywood Reporter are claiming that they want Victoria’s Secret model vetter and frequent Scorsese collaborator Leonardo DiCaprio in the lead. This flick was supposed to feature a “young” pre-Joker. Have they changed the synopsis to a forty-something dude who decides to bedevil Batman as a solution to his midlife crisis? Continue reading
Aaron Carter Opened Up About Chloe Grace Moretz At A Charity Event
Aaron Carter must have an Entertainment Tonight hotline phone installed in his bathroom which he uses every time he takes a shit (always while listening to John Tesh’s seminal album Sax On The Beach) because they’ve got another hot exclusive straight from the horse’s mouth.
“Hot Slut Of The Day!” Is Taking A Break Too. Blame My Goddamn Left Retina
Pictured: The last Hot Slut of the Day for a while, Lily Charles from Pushing Daisies (as played with glamorous perfection by Swoosie Kurtz) who reinvented the eye patch eleganza game and could easily knock out a trick with just one devastating eye glare.
So…. remember last month when I said that I was taking a break from regularly posting because I needed to deal with some health shit? Well, my health shit didn’t involve my eye, but I guess my eye got jealous and decided to get in on the fun. I got some retina tears in my left eyeball about two weeks ago, and they were lasered, but it didn’t take and so my retina detached. “Bitch, I can no longer take the heat of what comes up when you Google ‘Carrot Top naked’ so I’m out of this ho.” – my retina, most likely.
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Scarlett & Black!
You know a musical duo is made up of high-potent, industrial-strength glamour when they look like the runners-up of a Nelson and a Marie from Roxette look-alike contest. 911 got a call from me yesterday to report Google Images for criminal blasphemy after I Googled “pics of Scarlett and Black” and got a lot of pictures of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. How offensive! Pictures of Twink Fabio and New Wave Susan Powder should’ve been the only pictures that came up after I Googled “pics of Scarlett and Black.”
Why God Why: A “Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood” Tale About Leaky Asses
Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood star Teairra Mari isn’t ashamed to let you know that she has a leaky ass. She recently, um, opened up about her struggles on show’s set. On a recent VH1 special, Teairra, as reported on The Jasmine Brand, said:
Yeah my butt might’ve been leaking but it was leaking fat. It wasn’t leaking no fake, prosthetic s***. But I still got a nice a** and you better know it.