Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 43 – When Trump Met The Queen (Again)
Weeeeeeee’re back. At the beginning of this episode, Allison and I talk about the sad reason for why we were kept from terrorizing your ear holes for over two months. After that, we get into Trump terrorizing Britain, Jill Duggar terrorizing our senses with her sex tips, and Carnival Cruises terrorizing internal organs by delivering pizza and beer to passengers anywhere on the ship.
We also quickly go over Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk’s crumbling love, the return of Punky Brewster, Baddie Winkle’s $9 boob masks, and Young Thug’s little daughter driving a car, which leads to Allison opening up my mind about the Canadian equivalent of riding on a skateboard while holding onto the back of a car. This podcast truly brings cultures together!
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Donald Trump Met With The Queen, And Had A Private Lunch With Prince Harry
For his first official state visit to the UK, Trump has flown across the Atlantic ocean and went to London to visit The Queen. Poor Queen Elizabeth – she puts on a lovely mint green suit and statement hat for the occasion, and Trump can barely be bothered to wrangle the back of his hair.
Kanye West Isn’t Allowed To Talk About Drake Anymore
Kanye West is full of information. Not much of it is relevant or good or coherent, but he sure has got a ton of it inside of him to let out. So when he spoke with David Letterman for his new Netflix series, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman, he talked about everything from Trump to his Khurch to his idea about wanting a future where children can “float.” He really dives deep into the crevices of that deluded mind and unearthed plenty. Including how he is no longer allowed to talk about something. I know! Kanye West not allowed to say nonsense? He has never taken that advice before. Why now? Hmmm… maybe because it has to do with the most powerful man in Canada. No, not the Prime Minister Justin Trudeau–I’m talking about Drake.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Twix Cookies-n-Creme!
For one highly magical moment in the early-90s, Mars Inc. decided to give the people a Twix bar that gorged itself on Oreos. I don’t know what happened in the early-90s, but it seems like everyone temporarily lost their sense of taste, which is why they didn’t buy Twix Cookies-n-Creme, causing Mars to take it off shelves after just one year.
Emilia Clarke Says Doing Nudity On “Games Of Thrones” Made Her Turn Down “Fifty Shades”
The showrunners of the recently concluded Game Of Thrones are personas non gratas with a lot of people right now. And we can add robbing us of a Fifty Shades Of Grey trilogy with an actress who might have had marginally better chemistry with her co-star to the list of grievances against them. I know it’s a stretch, adding Jason Momoa as Christian Grey would have been the only way Fifty Shades could have been improved. In a recent interview for The Hollywood Reporter, Emilia Clarke, who, whether she likes it or not (and I’m pretty sure she likes it not), will be forever associated with her GOT character Daenerys Targaryen, revealed that flashing her titties in GOT is the reason she turned down the starring role in Fifty Shades.
There’s A Rumor That Vanessa Hudgens Will Play Catwoman In “The Batman”
It’s a mid-to-late 2000s miracle! Well, at the very least, it’s a miracle for anyone who was a teen girl in 2008 who also happens to have any interest in the characters of the DC universe. Matt Reeves‘ standalone Batman movie, The Batman, is still in pre-production. The rumor is that Batman will be played by Robert Pattinson. And now there’s a rumor from a YouTube channel that Catwoman will be played by 2000s TV musical queen Vanessa Hudgens. I look forward to the scene where Batman and Catwoman battle in the high school cafeteria over the last plate of chicken fingers.