Lindsay Lohan Has Really Doggone And Done It This Time! She’s Pissed Off The Furries!
Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, you do not need this. I mean, Lindsay Lohan’s probably already dealing with non-stop calls from Scam Likely (that’s how Dina Lohan comes up on everyone’s phone) who is begging for commissary money for generic-brand Tang and hair bleach to keep up her beauty during her 18-day stint in the clink for her latest DWI. And now LiLo’s dodging flaming polyester hairballs of rage hocked at her by the furries who are pissed over her latest NFT. Yes, the furries are barking mad at LiLo over an NFT. It’s like 2007 and 2021 collided into a pile of Wait, What?!.
Cameron Diaz Explained The Concept Of Twins And Why She’s Not Attracted To Her Husband Benji Madden’s Twin Brother
Cameron Diaz retired from acting and found peace several years ago after bowing out of the business with a very memorable performance (and not in a good way) as Miss Hannigan in 2014’s Annie remake which still haunts my nightmares. Since her exit from acting, Cameron has been focused on chilling, selling wine, and taking care of Raddix, the 1-year-old daughter she shares with her husband Benji Madden. Entertainment Tonight says that Cameron was on Anna Faris‘ Unqualified podcast and spoke about her life and husband. And Cameron explained that even though her husband is a twin and she met his brother, Joel Madden, first–she had zero attraction to Joel and the brothers are completely different people because, in case you didn’t know, twins are not the same person. Unless you’re talking about Hallie Parker and Annie James–those manipulative bitches are both Lindsay Lohan.
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COLD BEEF ALERT! The spirit of Mariah Carey overtook Gerard Butler during an interview to promote his new movie Copshop. The interview brought up how Gerard’s 2009 movie Gamer has been compared to Ryan Reynolds’ new movie Free Guy. That petty bitch Gerard responded by saying he doesn’t know her (read: the movie Free Guy) and that he doesn’t watch Ryan Reynolds movies, thankyouverymuch. Ryan has already responded to Gerard’s saltiness on Instagram by drawing attention to the ACLU and NAACP and announcing that he and Blake Lively will match donations up to $1 million. Ryan was smart to deflect to charity like that. Ryan knows not to go up against Gerard Butler who is so out of fucks to give that he’s started shit with a messy Housewife before – Just Jared
BREAKING: This 45-second-long teaser trailer of Joel Coen’s The Tragedy of Macbeth, starring Denzel Washington and Frances McDormand, just won ten dozen Oscars – Pajiba
Ok! Magazine (so expect your sodium levels to peak since you have to take this with a million grains of salt) claims that Rachel Maddow’s $30 million deal with MSNBC has pissed off Today’s Savannah Guthrie. Um, Savannah seems as confrontational as a ladybug on ecstasy, but still, there’s only one way to settle this: dance-off at the holiday party – Towleroad
Eric Clapton, Who Vowed To Never Play A Show With Vaccine Mandates, Played A Show With Vaccine Mandates
76-year-old Eric Clapton is anti-vax, anti-lockdown, and anti-anti-racist. He got two doses of AstraZeneca in February, and a few months later he wrote that his symptoms were so “disastrous” he feared he’d never play the guitar again. Eric said he “should’ve never gone near the needle.” Then in July, he released a statement announcing that he would never perform at any venues that required guests to be vaccinated. He vowed. He refused. He put his multi-millionaire, vaccinated foot down! But guess what happened over the weekend? Eric played a concert in New Orleans with a vaccine mandate. Ha! You know what they say, you can’t spell “hypocrite” without E-R-I-C! Continue reading
Tyson Beckford Is Reminding Us All About The Time Kim Kardashian Suggested He Was Gay, And Calls Her A “Dumbass”
Back in 2018, some already-rotten cold beef was thrown on the table when Tyson Beckford commented on a picture of Satan’s stepdaughter, Kim Kardashian, and basically said that she should get a refund from her plastic surgeon because he made her hip area look like a KIA with one deflated tire. And Kim’s Google Alerts alerted her to Tyson calling out her wonky ass implants, and she responded by alluding that Tyson must be gay. The year is 2021 and Tyson is still talking about it.
R. Kelly’s Legal Team Tried To Use MSG As A Defense Against Sexual Assault Accusations
I’ve been around the block enough times to have heard just about every two-bit defense, but R. Kelly’s defense team has recently set a new low standard, which is an achievement, considering I didn’t think it was possible for R. Kelly’s current situation to get any lower. This time, R. Kelly’s lawyers have reached into their good old Bag O’ Legal Nonsense, and pulled out a move that could be laughably boiled down to: “If you ate MSG, he must walk free!”