Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Have An “Iron Clad” Prenup And Are Moving Into A New $11.8 Million Home
Octavia Spencer can sleep just a little bit easier tonight knowing that Sam Asghari’s shoe collection is safely secured behind an iron-clad prenup now that Britney Spears has made an honest man of him (prenup or no, fingers crossed!). TMZ reports that Britney’s lawyers made sure that Sam’s K-Swiss collection is as safe as Britney’s reported $60 million premarital fortune is if things don’t work out for them. And Britney can sleep a lot better tonight knowing that her stalker ex, Not That Jason Alexander, doesn’t have her new address. TMZ also reports that Britney just bought a new $11.8 million mansion in Calabasas near where her sons Sean and Jayden live with their dad Kevin Federline. And Sam and Brit’s bags are already packed. After living through a 13-year waking nightmare, Britney is finally living the dream!
Sam Asghari Says That He’s Looking Forward To Being A Father After Britney Spears Announces That She’s Pregnant
While the hornies have probably been calling Sam Asghari “Daddy” for some time now, the 28-year-old fiancé/maybe-already-husband of Britney Spears is actually going to be a father of a child. Yesterday on Instagram, Britney announced she is pregnant with her “husband” Sam’s baby, and Sam is now also gushing about how happy he is to be a father. And just like Britney, he’s corny on Instagram about it. Less emojis, though. Still–a match made in heaven.
In A Lengthy Instagram Post, Britney Spears Threatened To Sue Her Former Management Company Tri Star
Britney Spears has been on one over on Instagram this week. In a since-deleted post yesterday, Britney called out Tri Star Management and her former business managers there, Lou Taylor and Robin Greenhill, and threatened to “sue the shit” out of them. Britney also accused them of trying to kill her, the implication being that they had a crucial role in orchestrating the conservatorship she suffered under for 13 years.
Britney Spears Reached For The Knife (Emoji) In Her Latest Tweet Responding To Jamie Lynn Spears’ Interview
Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn Spears have been fighting for a while now, but as of today, the knives are officially out! And I’m not just talking about the knife emoji Britney included in her most recent tweet letting Jamie Lynn know exactly what she did to make her mad. Yesterday, Britney tweeted that she was sick with a fever and went to go ask her security guard for some Aleve when she saw on her phone that Jamie Lynn had done that ABC interview to promote her book Things I Should Have Said. So Britney watched the interview and said “it was actually kind of nice having a fever so high cause I had to surrender to not caring.” But she’s better now, and if her most recent tweet is any indication, Jamie Lynn might want to use some of her book advance to pay a hacker to tap into Britney’s Nest system and crank the heat all the way up because Britney now cares very much about the “crazy lies for the Hollywood books” Jamie Lynn has been telling. So Jamie Lynn, go ask your dad, I’m sure he knows a guy who will do it for cheap.
Britney Spears is still a pop star at heart and she showed that off by warbling her soul out in another Instagram post targeting her family. Quoting her own album statistics, Britney reminded us that she is the Princess of Pop. To back it up, Britney also let us have a peek at her singing abilities by warbling out so many vocal runs you’d think it was an SNL spoof of Christina Aguilera.
Britney Spears‘ new lawyer, Matthew Rosengart, is That Girl and he is not afraid to fuck shit up! He successfully freed Britney from her 13-year-long conservatorship and ever since, she’s been spinning and twirling, and hinting at babies with her fiancé, Sam Asghari. But Matthew’s work is far from over, and Jamie Spears is in his crosshairs as Daddy Spears asked Britney’s estate to cover his legal fees as he leaves the conservatorship. Matthew has words for that–one in particular: “abomination!”