The New York Times Tried To Find Out “Who Is Sam Asghari, Britney Spears’s Boyfriend?”

Other than being Britney Spears’s boyfriend, who is Sam Asghari you ask? Well, according to a recent New York Times profile titled “Who Is Sam Asgari, Britney Spears’ Boyfriend?” he’s “More Than Mr. Britney Spears,” which, considering they aren’t even married yet, isn’t saying much. The NYT also calls him “a nascent actor and erstwhile personal trainer,” which is uncommonly rude considering he’s going to need his publicist and “creative director,” both of whom accompanied him on the interview, to Google what “nascent” and “erstwhile” mean. But they also call Sam “highly polite, handsome and friendly,” which makes him sound like a lovable lapdog. But does a lap dog need a publicist and a creative director? Well, bitch, Britney’s does!

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