Category: WWE
WWE’s Seth Rollins Was Tackled By A Fan During A Live Taping
35-year-old WWE Superstar, Seth Rollins, had a rough day at work recently. While his gig has literally been to wrestle with dudes and get knocked around in the ring, he didn’t expect it when one random fan decided he too would participate in the physical shenanigans and rushed Seth. While I would argue that the authenticity of the “fighting” in wrestling is questionable, this fight may have been real as hell.
A Man Tried To Kidnap WWE and “Total Divas” Star Sonya Deville
A man was arrested in Florida after he tried to kidnap former MMA fighter and current WWE Total Diva (and first openly gay woman in WWE’s history), 26-year-old Sonya Deville. Luckily, Sonya got away. And luckily for her attempted kidnapper, she didn’t pull out her WWE moves and break a chair on his back before climbing on top of a table to body slam him to smithereens.
Florida Has Declared WWE An “Essential Business”
During this time of coronavirus, Florida knows exactly what is essential to them: luring in Spring Breakers and WRASSLIN! The WWE has been declared an “essential business” (it’s Florida, so that makes sense to me) and restarted live shows last night without an audience. So all the people obeying the stay-at-home order could gather together in someone’s living room and crack open a Natty Ice to enjoy a very essential service.
Gronk Is Joining The WWE
I have to say, out of all of the career shifts in human history, this one makes the most sense to me. Former NFL player and Super Bowl champion, Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski is joining the WWE. I mean, has anything else made more sense to you? Sure makes more sense than Lindsay Lohan‘s singing career.
John Cena Shaves His Balls And Doesn’t Care Who Knows About It
WWE wrestler John Cena shaves his balls with a razor. He also shaves his knuckles (presumably with the same razor). And what about the crack of his ass, you ask? Yep, you got it. He shaves that, too. Every. Day. He also says he spends up to 30 minutes to an hour a day shaving. These are details John Cena feels perfectly comfortable sharing with you, according to People Magazine.